PROXY (software)

PROXY is a licensed software product made by PROXY Networks. Besides being utterly stupid to name any software "proxy" (more widely known as being something completely different in IT networking), the product still looks like it's from Windows 95 and handles more or less to that capacity.

It's complete crap

Idiot help desk tech: My IT shop uses PROXY (software) for remote connections to manage our infrastructure.

Network tech: Wait, why are you using a network proxy for something you need to access remotely?

Every other IT professional: PROXY sucks, use something... literally ANYTHING else.

by donotmicrowaveagain May 18, 2020

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Pinkeye by proxy

Pinkeye by proxy:

When you get pinkeye but it wasn't from your own hand.

I was staying at my uncles place and he farted on my pillow. I think I have pinkeye by proxy

by Day Tripper. August 26, 2022

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Proxy the Star

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He always happy.
Loves to use 'Woop' and 'Bleh'.
Proxy is the word u call the cool dude.
Loves to mess with ppl.

Ey u proxy.
How are u proxy.
Are u the world famous proxy the star?

by Lrsi October 31, 2019

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my little proxy

when someone does something for you like a slave or like adam hanif, and is a sort of slave

1: yoo allow set me sum gum
2: this aint mine g
1: then where the fuck did u get it from
2: from adam hanif
1: that fucking slave
2: broski dont chat bout my little proxy like that
1: such a slave

by adam hanif the nigger November 20, 2023

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butt-hurt-by-proxy

A viewpoint by a liberal voicing her concern on behalf of a supposed marginalized or demonized minority group.

The young, white, liberal woman was butt-hurt-by-proxy and screamed in outrage over the presumed racism when the cops arrested the felonious black man.

by Wasted Ute September 1, 2025

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