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Shit Proxy 

An interface, implemented by software or business process, built on a source of unmanaged and incoherent data, and acts as poorly or poorer in its behavior than if the original data source was interacted with directly.
Developer 1: This API works in the most unbelieve illogical manner.
Developer 2: What do you mean?
Developer 1: When I used the original data source it was at least possible to find the exact thing I wanted and now because this shit proxy written by morons is in the way...I can't get it to do anything because they've changed all the search parameters. It's a fucking unique ID just return the fucking data with the Id specified.
Shit Proxy by hel112570 July 11, 2022
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crystal proxy 

Crystal Proxy is a Growtopia cheat that will actually make you enjoy playing Growtopia. It's well suited for hosters and other illegal players who want an advantage without risking their account.
thank allah i got crystal proxy not some other overpriced cockproxy smh, .gg/crproxy
crystal proxy by crproxy January 5, 2023

Nurse Proxy 

“it” egirl. A real life embodiment of a pretty privilege. Gained recognision by cosplaying a school shooter and looking like an Effy Stonem and Belle Delphine love child. Lots of people want to be them, these people r normally pick me edgy cunts.
Person1:,,Wow, why is she trying so hard to be so weird and different?''

Person2:,,Idk man, I guess they just tryna be like Nurse Proxy''

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Pain Proxy 

I became the spouse's pain proxy, their unhealed stuff landed on me
I never agreed to be your pain proxy

residential proxy

A residential proxy is an internet proxy that routes your connection through a device with a real residential IP address, assigned by an ISP. It makes your online activity appear as if it is coming from a real house not a data center, which reduces the chance of being blocked or flagged by websites.
Yo bro you are going to get flagged by x
Nah im hooked up to a residential proxy
residential proxy by x5ich December 20, 2025

Vehicular Munchausen's by proxy 

When you are sharing your vehicle with someone and it get damaged in someway (door ding, curb check, scratch, totaled) and you blame it on the person you share with, only to find out later that it was your own fault.
Dick: Great, now my wheel is all chewed up because you curb checked. And I know it was you because it wasn't like that last week, and I certainly didn't do that.
Jane: I haven't used the car in the last two weeks, Dick. I've been in the hospital, Dick.
Dick: Yeah, likely story
*LATER*
Dick: Huh, well, I guess I did that when I drove home drunk and ran over that stop sign.
Jane: Yeah, Dick, we call that vehicular Munchausen's by proxy. No one hurt your fucking BMW but you, Dick.