Cat Clause By Proxy

Similar to the Cat Clause but the cat isn't physically on you.

For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.

"Sorry I can't get up, my cat is sleeping next to me and if I move it will stop being cute and return to being a menace"

"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"

by Guulagg October 6, 2024

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Proxy Sell

Proxy Selling is basically where, given the circumstances let's say you have a friend that has a big business enterprise online and you have a rolex that you're trying to sell , You have received some offers but unfortunately these offers aren't high enough or don't stick? You now let your friend "PROXY SELL" your rolex, Proxy Sellers usually demand a certain cut or something in exchange if the product they have "proxy sold" sucess fully.

Hey noah can you proxy sell my fortnite account? kinda in the need of some money for this upcoming party!

by noah2.5 March 22, 2022

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celebration by proxy

Something one does to treat themselves, due to a celebration going on for someone they are close with.

“It’s my roommate’s birthday tomorrow, so I’m having a cheat day as my celebration by proxy.”

by DiSCO_on_UD July 9, 2023

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proxy pseudo designer

A fashion designer who's not a formal fashion designer by trade, who outsources the design and/or mass-produces BS.

e.g. Rachel is a blogger turned proxy pseudo designer

by uberduke December 17, 2016

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butt-hurt-by-proxy

A viewpoint by a liberal voicing her concern on behalf of a supposed marginalized or demonized minority group.

The young, white, liberal woman was butt-hurt-by-proxy and screamed in outrage over the presumed racism when the cops arrested the felonious black man.

by Wasted Ute September 1, 2025

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