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Romanian Handshake

The ceremonial handshake of the Romanian culture, where a native steals from the pockets of a visitor. This tradition is quite popular.
The guy who bumped into me on purpose gave me a Romanian Handshake and now I can't find my wallet.

Romanian pube fishing

This is the act of a 6,0+ romanian transgender woman using her cock, that has a fishing hook tied on the end of it, to “fish” out dingleberries out of a man’s hairy ass crack. The amount of dingleberries the woman fishes out, is how long they have anal sex for.
JuliJuli went romanian pube fishing in my last tuesday

Romanian car wash

When your partner has a dirty ass so you take a pressure washer and proceed to put it around 2-3 inches in the anus and turn it on.
A. Bro that bitch Jonah was smelly as fuck last night
B. Did you give his ass a Romanian car wash?
A. Shit I shouldn’t done that!
B. You dumbass.

Romanian Recycler

3 people start to eat each others anuses in a triangle shape while on their hands and knees, like a recycling logo.
Jim and his guys Romanian Recycler’d each other last night.

Romanian Shoehorn

When a respectable lady shits on you and you proceed to shove said shit back in her asshole with your dick.
I gave my girlfriend a Romanian Shoehorn last night.

Romanian Flickerjelqing

Romanian Flickerjelqing is the modern technique of masturbating 5 times a day for 3 hours non-stop for 5 years straight. If you stop once the progress is ruined and you only have 1 shot at Romanian Flickerjelqing. After you masturbate for 5 years without breaks, your penis will have turned black and will begin to rot. When this happens you have to slowly, over the course of 2 months, stretch it until it gets to 10.5 inches long then you have to yank it while flicking until you can have the tip touch your nose. The flicking makes it regain feeling since it has rotted and this will also make your body generate sperm. If any mistake is made you risk having your penis rot off or rip off. This is a grueling process that dates back to the prehistoric time of the 1990s during Romania's birthrate crisis and was invented by George Emil Palade. Because of the long and grueling practice, only 3 people have ever been confirmed to have tried it.
"Dude, George Emil Palade said that Romanian Flickerjelqing will fix the birthrate crisis."