Stronk

A mispronunciation of the word "strong" which generally means the same thing. Originated in the game Heroes of Newerth, most likely from the player Ixoziel who used it extensively. Usually denotes a player who is doing well/ is difficult to kill or deals a lot of damage.

*Moon Queen kills 5 heroes*
Enemy player: Damn moon queen too stronk
Moon Queen: look at my items noob

by Nathonas April 27, 2013

Stronk

like s stroke, but from the perspective of the strokee. A sudden severe attack that paralyses the half of one's body, causing the strokee to lose his ability to attempt conventional conversation.

"The Bonds Name. James Name.

Pleased to.. What?
Bonds names the james.

Bames nond's having a stronk. Call a bondulance."

by Cloe Howse September 16, 2018

Stronk

A word for strong only that its funny

Person: This good boi is stronk because he drinks his daily bottle of bepis

by Theunknownrandomguy July 7, 2019

Stronk

When someone who’s having a stroke tries to say stroke

James: Jake are you okay??

Jake: I thunk I umb habing a stronk.

by Wonk-o-Bonk October 28, 2019

Stronk

Started with Dan Dinh, a high ELO player of League of Legends, where he drank wine and got drunk while playing, yet still beat other players. Afterwards, people complained about him being too strong and drunk, or "stronk".

Dan Dinh is so stronk after that glass of wine, that he totally whopped the other team.

by Sparkmon August 20, 2012

Stronk

someone having a stroke but they cant pronounce stroke right

"i am having a stronk," Steve said

by Godzilla200040 October 19, 2020

Stronk

A meBICaL CONDitiom thAt brain causes to Smeemingly RESet help im HAVing A stronkk

"The james name, bonds name."

"uh ok, what would you like to drink sir?"

"One shartini, please, maken, not shirred"

Uh sir, are you ok?"

Bond james is havin' a stronK, qUIck CALL a BondULAnce

by hAYes yEEt February 25, 2019