Straight White Dude

Heterosexual white males that are very stereotypically straight (i.e. loves beer and women)

Michael and Zayne are straight White dudes.

by Tha Producer Fann September 12, 2021

straight white man

Luke mf Roberts.

I hate that straight white man

by ihatestraightwhitemen December 6, 2022

A straight white male

A person who is Caucasian, like girls and male and usually privileged and they think their not privileged

I’m a straight white male women want rights and gays want....kids? What, can you just leave us alone and no to the things you asked for

I’m so unlucky my wife bought me the new iPhone with and I-pod touch case

by @ItsNot_Vansway on IG December 1, 2019

Straight White Shark

A play on the predatory Great White Shark.
Typically a straight white male, business student, rapist - repulsed by progressive thoughts.

A straight boy, but meaner

This straight white shark was shouting at the bar.

by sour-isms January 22, 2017

Straight White Male Day

a man who only likes vaginal intercourse that is caucasian

oh bro, i wish i was white on Straight White Male Day

by 2ucf October 15, 2021

Straight Cis White Male

People who often can't take their own medicine or accept that they're not oppressed.

Mike: "Lmao if only white people could season their food!"
John: "IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED, YOU'D CALL ME A RACIST! STUPID racial slur!"
Mike: "They already are, stfu man. Straight cis white males really are the biggest snowflakes."

by PhatCoochieLips May 30, 2020

Straight Cis White Male

World's biggest problem and disgust. Showers with a 3in1 shampoo, and probably uses nor/mal pronouns, doesn't respect women, gay people, says ''No homo'', or the n-word.

Amy: Did you saw that Straight Cis White Male?
Hannah: OMG, yes he is so disgusting!

by DJNezinu March 6, 2021