scrump

To steal apples

Lets go a'scrumpin!

by me February 1, 2003

scrump

(noun) A doll created by Lilo in the movie Lilo and Stitch.

"This is scrump! I made her myself!"

by lilo-stitch May 24, 2006

scrump

to have convenient sex; usually brief and decidedly unromantic; uncontentious and often with a friend or an indifferent ex.; could be laden with guilt, but isn't;

we lived on the same floor freshman year, sometimes down to scrump when other plans failed.

by might. March 9, 2005

Scrump

To aggressively wash one’s ass, or the ass of a trusted friend.

After my week-long camping trip I couldn’t wait to take a shower and scrump out my butt hole.

by Miquelito6233 March 6, 2023

scrump

To steal apples

Let's go scrump behind the woodshed!

by John March 18, 2003

scrumping

Stealing apples. Not to be confused with oggy raidingwhich is actually a form of anal intrusion with fruit, mostly enjoyed by peope chained to radiators.

I went scrumping in Paddy's field yesterday. Ah it was a hell of a craic. Ho ho ho. Mad as a box of frogs me!

by Sir Terrence of Wogan July 21, 2005

scrump

a cross between screw and hump...."scrump."

I really like to scrump.
I would really like to scrump!

by bread infection December 31, 2005