When me and my nine friends were gangbanging your grandma after she had burritos, she yelled i feel my stomach brewing something get, get ready for a mongolian horse race. We all knew what that meant, so we all got erect and charged her asshole.
by pdodledad August 2, 2010
The act of taking tubing and placing it in both partners rectums and having both shit at the same time. The objective of the game is to get your poop into the other person's butthole first.
"Did you guys try out the Cleveland Steamer?"
"Nah, we went for the Wisconsin Horse Race... whoever gets their crap inside the other person first gets to be on top"
"Nah, we went for the Wisconsin Horse Race... whoever gets their crap inside the other person first gets to be on top"
by Meatball Meatball Meatball Spaghetti Woo November 18, 2006
by Ginger Flash July 26, 2019
by walski69 October 9, 2007
If everybody thought the same, then they would all bet on the same horse, then nobody would make any money. Hence, different views make horse racing possible.
Dan: "Everyone goes home from school for the weekend to be with their mothers, its lame."
Jenn: "That's what makes for horse racing!"
Jenn: "That's what makes for horse racing!"
by Irish Wisdom 11111 March 19, 2010
Only Spurs can finish third in a two horse race.
by hallucinating_019 June 29, 2022
This is an old New England saying, specifically originating during the heyday of Rockingham Park Racetrack in Salem, New Hampshire. You might say this when someone is all talk and no action or saying something they can't back up.
Asenath: I can cross-stitch so much better than you!
Ivory (who is a sought-after bride because of her cross-stitch skills): Words don't win a horse race.
Ivory (who is a sought-after bride because of her cross-stitch skills): Words don't win a horse race.
by Herodotus Greenleaf October 12, 2020