Play the double bass

To do a fat lass from behind but standing up, whilst fiddling her nipples with one hand and strumming her clit with the other.

When space is at a premium or all the beds are taken at a party, then the best position will be to play the double bass.

Play the double bass by RobHog January 5, 2012

double play 

When you take a massive dook that not only scrapes the bowl, it also plugs the toilet.

I had to use the plunger and toilet brush after having a double play.

double play by StanleySteamer June 16, 2014

Double Play 

When two people are declared "out" during sexual relations-a threesome or greater-usually due to an unforeseen complication or unavoidable incident.

Kelly was about to engage in coitus with the two men from the bar, but the abrupt phone call informing her of her mother's passing resulted in a double play for the two of them.

Double Play by D4Diggz September 24, 2011

sacrifice double play 

Where there are runners at first and second and the batter grounds into a double play. The runner on first is forced out, as is the batter, but the runner on second moves over to third.

Hence, a sacrifice double play.

Also known as a San Francisco sacrifice.

With Schierholtz on first and Sandoval on second, Aubrey "Audrey" Huff hits a weak ground ball to second for a 4-6-3 double play.

Sandoval goes to third. A sacrifice double play. A San Francisco sacrifice.

sacrifice double play by Downvoting Victim October 22, 2011

Double Play 

When you ejaculate and poop at the same time, preferably in the bathtub.

Dude, this chick was so hot but I couldn't pull the trigger bc I had one brewing all night. I had to go home and jump in the bath to turn a double play.

Double Play by datguy5924 December 19, 2017

double play 

The act of taking a piss and a shit in one visit to the facilities

I’ll be back in a few minutes. I have to go to the bathroom for a double play.

double play by Hannibal Cannabis October 16, 2021

Double Play 

To play 2 people at the same time, while in a relationship with one of them.

“Anyone who commits a double play rarely ends well”

Double Play by MariRuff September 9, 2025