stands for Nut In Peace. only used by the most alpha of men in the word who are not afraid to announce when they are going to bust a quick nut
some female - yo greggy what you up to?
greggy - shush ya boys going to go N I P then sleep
some female - fuck me now
by GreggyGG June 26, 2018
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Totally. Not. My. Problem
Teacher: Where's your Homework?
Kid: My Dog Ate it
Teacher: T. N. M. P.

A zero for today.
by kaboblet34 January 31, 2011
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Someone who is dtf down to fuck (p)einis a(n)d (v)a(G)ina, good to go
jules wants to fuck, she wants my dick in and around my mouth, she is dtf p n vg
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procter and gamble

A mega-corporation that makes all sorts of household products that has been suspected of being tied to Satanism.

These suspisions and stories about the company have been deemed to be an urban legend and many websites debunk it as an urban legend claiming that these were rumors that circulated in the 80's that the CEO went on some talk show(shows ranging from Merv Griffin and Phil Donahue to Sally Jesse Raphael are often cited) and admitted he was a Satanist.

Well I happened to have seen a show on Procter and Gamble and it was infact Phil Donahue!

Now I don't recall exactly who or what happened but I do remember Procter and Gamble being talked about on an episode of Phil Donahue so if they deny that then they're lying because I saw it!

Phil Donahue denies ever doing a show which featured any Procter and Gamble CEO,but I wonder if he would deny ever having the Procter and Gamble "topic" discussed on his show because I "know" I saw an episode that discussed it.I just can't really remember anything beyond that though.They talked about the Satanism thing but I don't know if any CEO was there or if he admitted to being a Satanist.But I know Donahue did a show like this.I saw it! If he denies it then he's lying. Too much time hanging around that commie Posner I suppose!
Phil is a whacko so I wouldn't put lying past him.He is an ass!
by urban legend February 28, 2005
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Every girl has a back-up plan, a plan B, or even plan C when trying to get laid. Some girls have a longer list that go all the way to L-M-N-O-P (like mine).

The "L-M-N-O-P's" are your last resort. He doesn't care that your stumbling and slurring your speech. He doesn't care that you have been dancing with other guys all night. He doesn't care that you haven't shaved your legs. He is the guy that will take you as you are no matter what just to get a shot at you. They lower their standards for you because you are drunk, they will probably never have a shot at you again, or the times they had you they really liked the cookie. But you lower your standards because they aren't attractive, you haven't found anyone better, or the last time you guys hooked up he didn't lay it down. The LMNOP's are an option that you just don't take.

My advice, just go home.
aimee: i need a quickie tonight

ashlee: why dont you call johnny over?

aimee: he was super lame last time we hooked up

ashlee: oh so he's your plan B now?

aimee: nah, more like a Plan L-M-N-O-P. Ya know, i'm really tired..maybe I should just go home alone tonight
by Good Girlz Gone Bad September 10, 2011
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