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Super Mario 64 

One of the worst Mario games and N64 games I've played. The game has bugs which is somehow so easily overlooked and it gets me mad everytime I play it. I broke all my N64 controller due to getting mad at this game, now gotta wait to get another so I can finish the game and sell it.
Eva: Did you finish Super Mario 64, yet?
Midna: No, because my N64 controllers are broken. Gotta get some more, so I can finish that cheating game!
Super Mario 64 by Midna! July 20, 2009
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Super Mario 64 

The most overrated game I've ever played, with crappy graphics, slippery and sluggish controls, frustrating level design, generic storyline and barely any fun. Ok, it was a very early game on the N64, but so what? It has nothing on Banjo-Kazooie, Donkey Kong 64 and Conker's Bad Fur Day. If you're looking for a good 3D platformer, try those games, and forget this one.
A: Do you want to play some Super Mario 64?
B: No way, the game is horrible.
A: OMGWTFBBQ How could you say that!? It's the best game on the N64!
B: You've never played any of the 'good' ones, I suppose.
A: Come on! It was the first game ever in 3D!
B: Nope. There were games on the Super Nintendo which supported 3D such as Starfox and Yoshi's Safari. And if you really want to go back, there's some old vector games which support 3D, such as Speed Freak and Battlezone.
Super Mario 64 by Flitzepeng January 25, 2011

Super Mario 64 

Super Mario 64 is a game that was released on June 23, 1996
It has a total of 120 stars but you only need 70 stars to complete the game,also,L IS REAL BITCHES
Hey dude what do you think of Super Mario 64
I remember a rumor about luigi being in the game,but it wasn't true though.
Guess what?L IS REAL BITCH
Super Mario 64 by BastianVF July 28, 2020

SUPER MARIO 64 

First time: ok
Second time: lil sus
Third time: SUPER MARIO 64 SUS!!

mario kart 64 

Me and bruno play mario kart 64. Man, we are chriskaye.
mario kart 64 by El_Scorcho August 27, 2003

Mario Kart 64: Alcoholic Addition 

A drinking game created at the university of reading, specifically 49 Henry street, where everytime you get hit, crash or fall off the edge you have to put down your controller and drink some of your alcohol (usually cider). The person who wins the race has to do a double drink.