Write a lengthy blog

Euph.
To have a shit.

I went to Leeds yesterday, and we had dinner at an Indian Restaurant. Today, I'm going to write a lengthy blog.

by Mark Nordenstein July 26, 2007

Father Lengthy Limbs

A more sophisticated way of saying "Daddy Long Legs"

OH GOODNESS GRACIOUS WHAT IN THE GOD IS THAT FATHER LENGTHY LIMBS

by piss e piss August 20, 2022

Crimp Off A Length

Royal Navy slang dating back before the Second World War, it means to defecate, crap, shit or take a dump. Nothing fancy, to crimp off a length you merely have to evacuate your bowels.

"That fat fucker of a stoker is getting shitty with me again!"
"What're you goin' to do?"
"Next time the cunt is down the engine room, I'll crimp off a length in his best boots!"

by AKACroatalin April 10, 2015

The Length

Name for massive manhood, so large it assumes it's own persona independant of the male to which it is attached.

"Hey Anthony! How are you?" "I'm good" "How's The Length?" "The Length is looking for lucky ladies"

by Mister Back December 15, 2011

summer length sack

The elongated version of a human scrotum which appears in searing hot weather conditions.

I just did a video search on the word nekkade and witnessed a ridiculous summer length sack. Why was that guy riding his bike in the nude?

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 4, 2010

slip the length

To have sexual intercourse with someone

Bob: How long were you round Susan's last night?

Dave: Not long, i slipped her the length and then went to the pub.

by Loz January 4, 2004

lengthsman

On roads, lengthsmen were responsible for a few miles between adjacent villages and their duties were to lay lengths of pipe for local female villagers.

Susan, wash your tuna box, the lengthsman is coming.

by ryc10 August 11, 2018