A Awesome guy with the flow and is a beast at lacrosse wears long lax shorts with crazy designs. Girls wear lacrosse short shorts with a high pony plays lacrosse.
by Laxitup September 13, 2012
Real men who play the great sport of lacrosse seriously, and are just straight chill. Your typical laxer will get laid far more often than any other sport players, whether they be real athletes, like lacrosse and hockey players, snowboarders, or runners, all of whom are just as chill. This pertains mostly to baseball players, who go to their sorry excuse for a sport, use no energy and little skill, and try to act tough like they actually play a real man's sport. Laxers are most often criticized by baseball players for having big egos, but they only write this because laxers are way more hip than the queer baseball players because they play an awesome, manly, contact sport, and laxers constantly remind them of that, particularly in front of hot chicks that will ditch a baseball asshole at the first sight of a laxer.
by stoppre June 2, 2009
male lacrosse players, officially. unofficially, douchebags living in the East Coast region, especially Maryland, Virginia and Pennsylvania, who like to "crush Natties" and generally degrade women, intelligence and the importance of an education. Always hot, always ass holes.
Mike was getting sloppy drunk and making sandwich jokes, while Brendan was flipping his hair and making cat-calls with incorrect grammar. typical laxers.
by severnschooler July 14, 2011
An individual that plays the gay sport of lacrosse. They have extremely big egos, are wannabe ghetto, and think they are better then everyone around them. They twirl their lacrosse sticks around town like they run the town, but everyone hates them besides their cult of laxers. Pretty much they are preppy fags that think they are so ghetto, and think they are better then everyone around them.
by Baseballer10 May 25, 2009
by Bobthecow July 10, 2009
A person, particularly young people or young workers, who find ingenious ways to slack off and avoid responsibilities. They often have been coddled so much by their time-out rearing upbringing and reward-for-effort schooling that any type of on-the-job criticism is not handled well. Laxers tend to care mainly about the four Fs: food, finances, fun and sex. They don't trust baby boomers and don't respect members of Generation X.
by Gregandshea September 18, 2007
Very advanced highschool lacrosse players, that could probably win against a few D1 college teams. Even my team in Darien, CT doesn't stand much of a chance. I went to see a few games last year, because my grandparents live in Bethesda and I went to visit them, and my cousins.
by Matt-crosse April 28, 2005