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Laxer

An individual that plays the gay sport of lacrosse. They have extremely big egos, are wannabe ghetto, and think they are better then everyone around them. They twirl their lacrosse sticks around town like they run the town, but everyone hates them besides their cult of laxers. Pretty much they are preppy fags that think they are so ghetto, and think they are better then everyone around them.
Mike-Hey want to invite Brandon over
John-No, hes a laxer
by Baseballer10 May 25, 2009
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Laxer

A prep who plays lacrosse. They talk like total douches and wont stfu!
Dude my school is full of laxers! God I hate them!
by Bobthecow July 10, 2009
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laxer

A faggot with a huge ego that thinks he is better then everyone around him.
Luke-That guy has a huge ego
Cole-Yeah what a fuckin laxer
by baseballer10 May 31, 2009
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A moron who thinks they are cool because they play lacrosse with the other retards.
Man! JD sure is retarded! He's a laxer!
by wrongo September 4, 2005
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Laxer

A person, particularly young people or young workers, who find ingenious ways to slack off and avoid responsibilities. They often have been coddled so much by their time-out rearing upbringing and reward-for-effort schooling that any type of on-the-job criticism is not handled well. Laxers tend to care mainly about the four Fs: food, finances, fun and sex. They don't trust baby boomers and don't respect members of Generation X.
Johnny is a real laxer who doesn't care about anyone but himself.
by Gregandshea October 2, 2007
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Laxer bro

A guy who plays lacrosse addictively, there skills at lacrosse are one of there few redeeming qualities. They have long hair, look high, and always talk about lacrosse with other lacrosse players.
"dude i was like going up against some nube from gilman and I like owned his ass"

"shut up u fuckin laxer bro"
"Im not a laxer bro"
by hunter woodlock December 14, 2009
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Normally a term associated with preppy white kids on the east coast that play lacrosse. Most laxer bros enjoy being douches, thinking there better then others, and being gay, while they are not out lax-in. Many of these "bros" are unathletic and have defaulted to lacrosse cause of inability to play any other sport, like football, basketball, baseball, or any other sport that actually requires talent to play. Laxer bros can normally can be found hangin together in groups consisting from 2-8 members, never more. normally females are not found in the laxer bros immediate group, because of their gay cult. Many laxer bro create inside jokes with each other that they try and display onto normal people, who usually look at them like there retarded. Many laxer bros also have little futures because of no market for lacrosse outside of college and the fact that many of them do poorly in school cause of stupidity.
a laxer bro is typically: stupid, gay in sum shape or form, plays lacrosse, normally a white prick
by lax-is-4-fags August 6, 2010
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