The single flake that exists in every bowl of cereal that will cause milk to shoot sideways across the table when poured on it.
by Cuddles McStig May 28, 2008
Shoulder-fired, single-shot weapon that fires rounds capable of blasting holes big enough to walk through and/or killing anything within about 30 feet. Found in the game Red Faction.
by MX October 22, 2003
The token ugly friend of the hott girl at a bar who also happens to be morbidly obese (Also see grenade). Not only is the girl horrifically ugly but is also unfortunatly whale like and may even charge at random pretty girls like a Hippo. As popularized by the the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.
by milty08204 January 8, 2010
by Jawn-E-Sway July 15, 2010
I'll get a pack of blank adapters for my six inch yogurt launcher at the PX before my date with Suzy.
by C.C. Black November 8, 2007
A penis having the ability to ejaculate seminal fluid at such an immense speed, amount and hydraulic pressure as to literally tear the inner walls of the urethra to shreds, allowing the semen to mix with the blood of the erected shaft, giving the cum a similar look and viscosity to the diarrhea medication, Pepto Bismol
Lindsay: you let Damien cum in you??
Ashley: he said It was his first time! I didn’t know he had a pepto launcher!
Lindsay: is that what that pink shit on yo sheets is??
Ashley: he said It was his first time! I didn’t know he had a pepto launcher!
Lindsay: is that what that pink shit on yo sheets is??
by Strawhatrain August 30, 2019
A propollsion device which expells an actual penis from the circular, hollow interior. Ammunition is, in fact actual penis's, however they are grown in the ground instead of being dismembered from male humanoids. The first documented record of its use was by the Greek historian Plato, who described how an outnumbered Arabian tribe was able to defeat a Greek phalanx of approximately 250 men, by using primitive forms of what is now known as the Penis Launcher. Penis's are occasionally set ablaze before being fired in order to potentially cause more damage to the unfortunate victim(s).
Greg: Hey, whats the deal with Danny? I heard he's been in the hospital for a week or so now.
Franky: The kid got effin' Penis Launched right in his eye. He was on the subway and some guy just goes bananas and pulls out this home-made Penis Launcher with automatic fire and just unloads. Put 12 people in the hospital. Danny's been slipping in and out of consciousness for a few days now, but the doctors say he should be straight in like a month or so.
Greg: Damn, I never thought this shit could happen to someone I knew personally. You hear about this shit happening all the time on the news, but you never think it's something you will ever have to deal with. Really puts things into perspective, doesn't it....
Franky: The kid got effin' Penis Launched right in his eye. He was on the subway and some guy just goes bananas and pulls out this home-made Penis Launcher with automatic fire and just unloads. Put 12 people in the hospital. Danny's been slipping in and out of consciousness for a few days now, but the doctors say he should be straight in like a month or so.
Greg: Damn, I never thought this shit could happen to someone I knew personally. You hear about this shit happening all the time on the news, but you never think it's something you will ever have to deal with. Really puts things into perspective, doesn't it....
by Alex Ausenbaugh January 29, 2007