johnson

Someone who sucks the sperm out of the penis and blows it back into the male's rectum.

I don't know what happened last night but i think i pulled a johnson.

Man, my breath stinks. Do you think giving that johnson caused it?

by Matt Saus March 06, 2007

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-Why do they call him Mr. Johnson?

-Because he has a small penis apparently.

by Ashlilly August 23, 2009

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Johnson & Johnson

A gay sexual act when two men rub there penises (or Johnson's) together.

Guy 1:I heard Chad and Arthur were doing the Johnson & Johnson last night

Guy 2: What a bunch of queers

by TheAverageStudent December 27, 2010

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1) a company
2) two bigs dicks
3) two long dongs

johnson and johnson makes medicine

there are two falus hence there is johnson and johnson

by john really brown December 07, 2006

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When you and your girl shower together, and she agrees to go down on you in exchange for you washing her hair while she's down there.

My girlfriend and I were showering and I asked her if she'd give me head. She said not unless it was a Johnson and Johnson.

by DJ Power Up! January 19, 2010

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Ah shit i just crushed my nuts against my bike’s seat. I think i just got johnsoned.

by Dis Dick_12 October 28, 2020

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When a filmmaker kills a franchise and refuses to accept criticism.

Man, they really johnsoned the last star wars film didn't they?

by One21jiggawatts September 17, 2018

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