it makes me nut 

it makes me nut is a hashtag created by the band/record label known as charm gang.

When i see those lucky charms it makes me nut.

it makes me nut by charmgang January 19, 2019

don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining

something you say when someone lies to you, cheats on you, betrays you

john: i love you anna.
anna: don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining!

don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining by J-Lima December 30, 2008

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. 

Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.

You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. by wouldaben January 15, 2011

It's not you it's me 

A phrase used when terminating a relationship. Usually used to confuse and/or draw attention away from the real reason the relationship is ending, because of the emotionally painful nature of the reason.

Rarely used in person, more often used in phone converstions, e-mails and voicemails.

He was a nice guy, but he was as good in bed as a cement block. So I called him up last night and told him it was over, but it wasn't him it was me.

It's not you it's me by eight March 29, 2004

you're it for me 

person you want to spend the rest of your life with.

"Jerry."
"Yes Jake?"
"You're my soulmate. You're it for me"

you're it for me by deathbyguns June 18, 2017

it got me

Can be used in many different situations... Basically when any situation has an outcome - 'it got me'

1. When you are drunk - 'guys, it got me'
2. When you are laughing really hard - ' lolololol, it's got me'
3. When you have over exercised - 'those stairs got me'
4. When the music is intergalactic - 'wob wob wob - it got me'

it got me by Sarah Sprite June 11, 2015

Hey there, demons! It's me, ya boi. 

A phrase used by Shane from the popular Buzzfeed series, BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL when he, along with Ryan was investigating Bobby Mackey's Music World, a rumored "portal to hell."

*ENTERS A HAUNTED HOUSE*
Person: Hey there, demons! It's me, ya boi.
Demon: Ight imma head out

Hey there, demons! It's me, ya boi. by Bill_hader October 24, 2019