Little-known term sometimes used in place of "as+noun" to complete a comparison/simile. Mostly used by slightly ghetto suburban kids.
Instead of "It's hot as hell!" use "It's hot ess!"

Samantha: Girl that chick looks terrible!
NaeNae: Yeah girl she ug ess!
by This1Chick December 26, 2011
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Empty Sack Syndrome: After a long day of "self dicipline" infront of a few porn DVD's, the bloke goes to have one last one before going to sleep. He is suffering from ESS if all he manages to conjure forth is a grunt and a wince.
No need for a joe-bag love, got a lend of Charlies Anal's of one of the lads and ive got a bad case of ESS!
by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004
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To leave or go home, usually from a motive or meet up.
If you boys go white swan after this, I’m essing
by French_m8 August 15, 2022
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Instead of saying "Shit", just making the phonetic pronunciation of the first letter.
"Dude, my mom walked in, and I was like, ESS"
by Saul October 7, 2004
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Enfield's Sickest Soldiers
In a town called Enfield, in north London, there's a war going on between ESS and N19.
ESS consists mostly of Caucasian Teenage Boys who go to Enfield Grammar and the Girls are normally from Enfield 'Sket' County. Normally chavs.
No one knows why or who started the ESS, but it looks like ESS will be around for time.
They come out with rubbish disses though. And it's a big gang, you've got to be loyal because if you aren't, you'll get murked and your face will be remembered.
N19 boy: OI, u ESS scum, wot u doing in our endz?
ESS boi: Shut it u tramp, you want beef, you got it cuz!
by Neutral B August 14, 2006
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The mythical, nocturnal, feline fornicating beast
I will tell my children stories of Ess to get them to behave.
by StPatrickIV November 19, 2003
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Someone with a bad accent trying to say 'ass'
'Kiss my ess!'
by Lexy and Lea February 8, 2004
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