An extremely boring suburb of Portland, Maine. There's next to nothing to do, except for spend your money at the only store on Main Street and go to school, and there's one gas station which no one visits due to prices being $0.20 higher than other stations. Also, teen drug use is fairly common.
Kid 1: It's Friday night and there's nothing to do.
Kid 2: Let's go get drunk at the football game!
Kid 1: Aw hell yeah! Hopefully the Cumberland PD won't do much...
Kid 2: They barely do anything anyway, man.
Kid 2: Let's go get drunk at the football game!
Kid 1: Aw hell yeah! Hopefully the Cumberland PD won't do much...
Kid 2: They barely do anything anyway, man.
by Memph1s November 19, 2011

by billybob90210 July 08, 2010

a term used to describe a dickhead who gets high and hangs out in a Cumberland Farms parking lot. A Cumberland Jawns is usually a chubby stoner high school kid who drives around in his mom's ride. Cumberlans Jawns' usually congregate together and refer to each other as such. Can be shortened to "Jawnsen" or simple "Jawns"
by Chief Longsocks May 22, 2016

Cumberland Beach is a beautiful community just north of, the substantially less beautiful,Orillia. Cumberland Beach has 2 convenience stores located directly across the road from one another, 1 public school that only provides to kindergartens-grade 4 before shipping them off to Ardtrea.
As there is little police traffic traveling through this little slice of heaven, it is commonplace to see a neighbour out and about with an open bottle of alcohol.
As there is little police traffic traveling through this little slice of heaven, it is commonplace to see a neighbour out and about with an open bottle of alcohol.
"Hey, man, Cumberland Beach is great."
"Dude, wanna head down to the corner store in Cumberland Beach that's on the left side of the road? It's better."
"Dude, wanna head down to the corner store in Cumberland Beach that's on the left side of the road? It's better."
by BLEOAVCEHR April 18, 2009

by Nausikaa July 22, 2010

Miles: can we do it cumberland puss style because i hate taking off my pink timberland boots
Mere: NO YOU LOOK LIKE A MEXICAN FAG IN THOSE BOOTS
Mere: NO YOU LOOK LIKE A MEXICAN FAG IN THOSE BOOTS
by Daqutee March 16, 2010

an island off the coast of Georgia (USA, not the former Soviet republic)
Simply put, it is the most beautiful place on earth.
And no, I don't live there (but wish I did). Only a few people live there, most of it is national seashore. The rest of the dry land is forest of huge old oaks with animals running around. And wild horses running wild on the beach.
Very few people live there. It's mostly federal land and they allow only 300 peeps in at a time.
Simply put, it is the most beautiful place on earth.
And no, I don't live there (but wish I did). Only a few people live there, most of it is national seashore. The rest of the dry land is forest of huge old oaks with animals running around. And wild horses running wild on the beach.
Very few people live there. It's mostly federal land and they allow only 300 peeps in at a time.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 04, 2007
