A: "Did you see Molly's clam cuddlers today?"
B: "Yeah, I'm surprised they didn't tear when she sat down!"
B: "Yeah, I'm surprised they didn't tear when she sat down!"
by Angel_Baby575 April 29, 2013
I watched a baby duckling get stamped to the road by a bus. I could only think: "I wanted to cuddle that smudge at one point." for that moment. I knew then, that I am a smudge cuddler.
by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020
One who cuddles with intent.
Generally to escalate to penetration, but always to grind one's genitals against another person; regardless of their state of consciousness
Generally to escalate to penetration, but always to grind one's genitals against another person; regardless of their state of consciousness
It started out as passing out on the couch together but turned into one sided dry humping , then wild monkey sex because jason was an aggressive active cuddler and carolyn was easily aroused.
by pseudo-Jason October 12, 2013
Someone who is an amazing cuddler. They want you in your arms and pull you closer to them, even when you are both sleeping
by Asherz210 November 18, 2018
It's when a sexual intercourse is performed on a beach and the penis falls out and some of the sand sticks onto it but instead of wiping it off, the penis gets inserted back into the vagina/anus.
Billy - "Sandy just got some sand in her vagina when I did a chicken cuddler."
Bob - "That's just gross bro. Did it hurt?"
Billy - "It bled a little, no big deal."
Bob - "That's just gross bro. Did it hurt?"
Billy - "It bled a little, no big deal."
by Call me Steve March 1, 2009
by Anna_Banana69 February 8, 2010
Annoying self righteous person who loves to tell others how they should live. Essentially a tree hugger, only fatter, smellier, and dumber.
by tmant May 4, 2011