A word used to describe the best head of your life - the toe-curling, heart racing, sweat-inducing kind.
Guy 1: Why are you so happy?
Guy 2: Ughh I got given the best thelma last night.
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Thelma is a known hoe but she’s pretty. She cheats on her boyfriend. She’s manipulative and a pick me girl.
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Thelma is a very pritty girlish person ,she can be very annoying at times but is very nice. Thelma's are meanly Scorpios the love to eat , laugh , and make jokes. They are really pritty , curvy girls some don't really have butt.
IF you ever come against a Thelma you are a really lucky person.
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Refers to the state of temporary blindness and pain incurred after male ejaculation lands in your eyes, which makes you act like "Thelma" from the "Scooby Doo" cartoon series...

(The one with glasses, who constantly had to search the ground for them as they would fall off her face!)
I got given a thelma last night, and my eyes wouldn't stop watering for 20 minutes.. in which time he stole my purse and ran!
by Thelma-1234 April 15, 2008
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Two female friends who are strangely inseparable, commonly but wrongly assumed in an Ellen sort of way. (Noun)

to thelma and louise (Verb) - two women going everywhere together
Those two girls are joined at the hip. They're thelma and louise-ing it all around town.
by Madame Sosostris June 29, 2006
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rick: “the witches in hotel trannsylvania 3 are total thickie thelmas”
john: “what the hell is wrong with you
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Adjective; An exceptionally rare occurence only experienced between the most kindred of spirits. Specifically, when you request your friends hand, said hands are joined, light shines from the divine upon the pair, and sanctimonious farts are released in harmonic unision.
A hypothetical sequence that is likely to result in what is esoterically known as The Thelma & Louise:

Friend A - "Friend, give me your hand."
Friend B - "Unquestionably".
Friend A + B - "*WHOom!*"
..., ..., ...
Friend A+B *giggles uncontrollably*
by guffaud April 23, 2010
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