Thelma

A legally considered “Little Person” with an attitude problem. Typically a manipulator and petty being.

bro wtf, thelma is petty n’ manipulative.

by itouchpape June 24, 2022

thelma

Refers to the state of temporary blindness and pain incurred after male ejaculation lands in your eyes, which makes you act like "Thelma" from the "Scooby Doo" cartoon series...

(The one with glasses, who constantly had to search the ground for them as they would fall off her face!)

I got given a thelma last night, and my eyes wouldn't stop watering for 20 minutes.. in which time he stole my purse and ran!

by Thelma-1234 April 15, 2008

Thelma

A word used to describe the best head of your life - the toe-curling, heart racing, sweat-inducing kind.

Guy 1: Why are you so happy?
Guy 2: Ughh I got given the best thelma last night.

by Sugondese King December 7, 2021

Thelma

Thelma is a known hoe but she’s pretty. She cheats on her boyfriend. She’s manipulative and a pick me girl.

Thelma is a whore
Don’t be like thelma

by Telling facts November 21, 2021

Thelma

dumb, annoying, and bitchy.
what a bitch.

"damn, that hoe a Thelma".

by pooperfarter69 May 24, 2022

Thelma

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Thelma, she’s such a doespenutbutterbetter. Can’t you see the butterbetter in her?

by Lingaloo September 27, 2023

thelma and louise

Two female friends who are strangely inseparable, commonly but wrongly assumed in an Ellen sort of way. (Noun)

to thelma and louise (Verb) - two women going everywhere together

Those two girls are joined at the hip. They're thelma and louise-ing it all around town.

by Madame Sosostris June 29, 2006