by yskrab October 21, 2010
by Vjsjskskw March 19, 2019
A long slender meat that millions of people put in there mouths everyday until they can swallow what is left of it.
by Awesome0000000001 June 6, 2009
A sexual act in which one shoves a slim jim entirely up one's ass, then squeezes it out. The other person then does the same thing, then the two eat the stick of beef until they passionately makeout.
by crundle_fairy October 19, 2010
When a female rips off a male's genitals then puts it in an oven and cooks it 1-3 hours, then uses it for a strap on for use on her sexual partner.
Johnny was walking down the street when Maria suddenly spotted him, then pulled down his pants, tore off his genitalia, ran home, baked them at 450 degrees, then invited her partner to gang bang with still festering detached Wang. Johnny then ran down the street screaming. Guess he wasn't too fond of the slim Jim he received!!
by festeringfetus December 27, 2011
Another word for a condom.
by Jimmy the catfish February 1, 2021
by TheZippo November 8, 2019