Off the perks 

Used to describe someone talking shit or being dumb

"Bro you had 1 to many sips of speed colo you off the perks"

Off the perks by Nigga man 30000 July 17, 2021

geekin off the perks

When a person refers to themselves as "geekin off the perks" they are usually referring to being very studious like and nerdy looking while, simultaneously not losing all sens of their self worth. Similar to saying "off the perks" but more nuanced. Do not get these two phrases mixed up. When someone announces that they are "geekin off the perks" most of the time they haven't taken any drugs or they are still on the perks.

While me and my friends were talking in a group chat I kept getting the urge to spam them with a picture of one of our favorite twitch streamers. This behavior was out of place and threw the conversation off so I said "sorry guys, I am geekin off the perks" as an explanation for my previous behavior.

geekin off the perks by Sir.silk August 25, 2023

One Of The Perks

One of the Perks was the best-tasting and most affordable instant coffees available in North America before being discontinued. It’s disappearance has to led to many people discontinuing their life.

Kroger executive: “Wow this instant coffee tastes like real coffee, let’s get rid of it and sell powdered diarrhea instead.”

One of the Perks drinker: “This is the timeline humanity got wrong.”

One Of The Perks by dirtshirty May 5, 2024

The Hannah Perks 

Hannah Perks is a mythical creature who has lived on the Earth for billions of years.

Hannah's main interests are gaming, making love to lamp posts and touching up old men.

Hannah can't attract any male species her age so she targets the older generation among her species.

The Hannah Perks dwells the depths of Soho.

The Hannah Perks by The Notorious MrSpagBoll August 10, 2012

Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you'll love 

Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you'll love,

The kind of deals that'll make you boogie
*Bomba Estéreo - Soy Yo plays which is a bad music choice*
*cringe dancing*
*pregnant woman breaks her knees and fucking dies*
*even more cringe dancing*

- "hey, have you heard of that cringe advert that goes Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you'll love?"
- "yeah it's the shittiest advert I have seen"

Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you'll love by Mo.official420 January 22, 2021

the periscope 

The act of hiding your boner between your underwear and your belly so that it faces up 180 degrees, maintaining stealth. The head of the penis sticks out of the pants but is masked by the underwear, jeans, shorts, and/or shirt emulating a periscope. Using the periscope allows you to do everyday activities, while walking around with a massive errection. (for best results use with belt)

I felt nervous to solve the math equation in front of the class, but then I just used the periscope.

I hope parents don't get the wrong idea when I am at the daycare with my raging hard-on, thank God my step-dad taught me the periscope.

the periscope by John Paul VII August 26, 2012

off the percs 

When you are prescribed medication, but refuse to use the medication. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to
1. Breaking glass over Minecraft
2. Being a three pump chump/terrible driver
3. Drinking or spilling warm, “soiled” milk on an Xbox
4. Claiming to eat out your English teachers daughter
5. Throwing garbage cans

6. Excessive autism
7. Feeling the urge to scream excessively (ADHD)
8. Putting peanut butter on your dick for your dog
9. Being named Ethan

You can tell he’s off the percs, he’s loud as shit and scratched Wyatt’s car yesterday.

off the percs by JoeBurkhardt January 14, 2020