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Tartan Suitcase

The bag that one keeps all their vintage VHS porno in and locked away, to be called upon for dirty weekends away in a caravan with a VHS player. This suitcase will commonly contain a wide variety of vintage porn, including but not limited to;
- looped guitar riffs

- Vintage hirsute pubis
- pregnancy themed porn
Brad was so excited, he'd packed the VHS player and was looking forward to dirty lucky dip in the Tartan Suitcase.
by Don't Fear Keg January 19, 2018
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Taran Sehmi

this guy is cool and would be a good discord mod. due to him having good decisions most of the time. when he doesnt he makes up for them.
Taran Sehmi is a good guy
by tyler martines jr December 30, 2020
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Taran stonnal wali

Taran is a very lazey human being who always complains bout being tired but does fuckall and talks to 100 boys who claim to be her brothers shes also going out wid a scary bodybuilder
Hockley karla 1 : yo cuhz is dah taran stonnal wali

Hockley karla 2 : yh mon , dnt look at her or she’ll get her man

Hockley karla 1 : her man a bodybuilder una

Hockley karla 2 : capone jb

Hockley karla 1: oh no ssorry ssorry never again only joke
by J1 way to bodybuild January 6, 2020
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Tartan High school

A school where they treat students like trash, hoes act like they some boss bitches and they just hoes and light-skin boys act like they want smoke but be scared af
1. Damn bro! What school your bitch go to?

Tartan high school Fam, what’s up?
Then she must be a hoe!
2. Boy, Don’t play on my name If you do not want smoke!

Omfg These light skin boys talk like they with it and they ain’t shit
by BlackForces killer November 24, 2019
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tarzans

little pieces of shit that remain clinging to your ass hair
damm this tarzans are bugging me
by trstjenas November 29, 2004
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Sweet-a-tarian

Someone who lives on sugar, candy or anything carby. A play on the word vegetarian. The Adkins Anti-Christ.
"My sister is a Sweet-a-tarian....if it doesn't list some sugar derivative in the first ingredient on the nutritional information, she won't eat it. It is against her religion"
by SusanHunt September 10, 2005
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