A really awesome college in gorgeous Selinsgrove, PA, where really creative, awesome students spend their weeks at classes and their weekends anywhere from Bounceplex (a really cool trampoline place), to the movies, to sick parties that don't stop, and can watch the sunset over beautiful fields of grass or go to TRAX and dance forever.
I spent a really great weekend at Susquehanna University
by SU STUDENT November 1, 2010
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A college that is in the middle of no where...actually in selinsgrove, Pa were your lucky to pass anyone (townies) that have their two front teeth AND a bear gut smaller then the town itself. It is surronded by the amish and its town landmark is Walmart....Nothing to do here during the day...and at night you better like the same party over and over again otherwise your in for many a boring night! Most of the time...if you do attend these so called "parties" the kegs are kicked by 11:30...and if you are so lucky to get there before the beer is gone...it taste of 12 day old cow urine....YUMMY!
Person:WHere do you go to college?
College student: Susquehanna University!
Person:What! Sasquatch University...where the hell is that?
by Carolyn and Liz October 25, 2005
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Hmmm well wat to say. Let see Susquehanna High is a crappy 1950's built school, and you can definitly tell. The school is falling apart and no one seems to really care.

Susquehanna is a very diverse school which has it's advantages and disadvatages. I mean it's great knowing all types of people cause not the entire world is one color. The disadvantage is that you have a bunch of wiggers and posers running around. Yeah, that sucks

Susquehanna sports are pretty beasty. Boys Basketball is pretty much amazing. You really can't find a better team. Anywhere, ever. And Hanna pride is everywhere. When you go to Susquehanna you represent. We show our pride even when we're losing.

Apart from Football and Basketball games. There is absolutly nothing else to do in Susquehanna Township. I mean you can go to a movie or hang out with friends, but other than that your screwed.

Yeah, so that's Susquehanna Township. It's pretty amazing.
Kid A : Where do you live?

Kid B: Susquehanna Township, and it's pretty freakin awesome! Except for the crappy High School and posers, but that's besides the point.
by Can you guess? September 23, 2007
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A school in upstate New York, that's full of sluts and preppy bitches, and the guys are either hicks or swag fag assholes. There's only a select few girls and guys that are decent. And half the teachers are dicks.
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When you get a sudden, unexpected case of the shits.
I had some bad seafood and got a bad case of Susquehanna Soft serve. That toilet will never be the same.
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