A submarine exited my butthole. I felt its mighty force as it became submerged. To avoid the bath toy obstacles was the challenge at hand.
"I must make it to the squirrel lagoon, I must make it to the squirrel lagoon, I will"
He does... true story... try it yourself.
by CTang February 1, 2008
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An underwater scam created by the government in order to make money by saying they cost more tax dollars to make then they actually do and keeping the difference.
Friend:”Yo this submarine is so cool how you can breathe in it underwater.”
Intellectual:”100% a government scam.”
Friend:”Please see a doctor bro.”
by Bob bunker February 5, 2022
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It tends to fly in games of zombie army trilogy
*sees plane* ''thats one hell of a fucked up submarine.''
by Marshmallowsam July 29, 2018
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A large rounded poo, which rests at the bottom of the bowl. Often refuses to flush.
I fled the scene, and the poor fool who used the toilet next would have to sit on my submarine
by Triumpharter May 9, 2011
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A motorboat that comes unexpectedly.
"Ya she had some amazing tits. I definitely submarined them."
by SarahRichmond October 13, 2009
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