1) A condition of lateral curvature of the spine, which may have just one curve or primary and secondary compensatory curves and be fixed with a brace. unless you dont wear the brace and your spine will be curved to 50 degrees or more and you will need surgery or it will hurt.
2) the thing that common teenager girls have
3) scoliosis is the thing that causes awkwardness in the PE locker room. however, you can just say punch me in the stomach hard to scare people
4)a resource you can use to ask questions about scoliosis is girl21star@gmail.com it helped me alot cuz know i can change my brace in the locker room...with less awkwardness...but yea pretty awkward
2) the thing that common teenager girls have
3) scoliosis is the thing that causes awkwardness in the PE locker room. however, you can just say punch me in the stomach hard to scare people
4)a resource you can use to ask questions about scoliosis is girl21star@gmail.com it helped me alot cuz know i can change my brace in the locker room...with less awkwardness...but yea pretty awkward
its awkward and uncomfortable. yet, you can get your spine straighten. lucky for me i found a girl with scoliosis too. so its not really a big deal
by girl21star January 15, 2010
Get the scoliosis mug.when the spine is very curvy and all the other spines are jealous. OK all jokes aside, A mild curve is less than 20 degrees. A moderate curve is between 25 degrees and 40 degrees. A severe curve is more than 50 degrees. i had a 73. and you might need a halo if you have over 80 degree. (metal piece that is screwed into your skull and makes you sit up right.) i myself have scoliosis and i have growing rods. when i go to the hospital i always see kids with halos and it makes me so thankful i only had a 73 degree curve. even though it is still very severe.
person 1: hey did you hear that Rayna cant participate in p.e this week?
person 2: what why?
person 1: she claims she has scoliosis and her back hurts.
person 2: what why?
person 1: she claims she has scoliosis and her back hurts.
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This means having a curve in your spine. I have lived with it my whole life. It hurts and at times feels like your bones are grinding together inside you body. NOT All PEOPLE NEED A BRACE when having scoliosis. There are two kinds of cures S curves and C cures this just says how many curves you have if having scoliosis.
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Get the scoliosis mug.1.) A lateral curvature, and sometimes rotation, of the spinal column. It is usually found in the thoracic vertebrae, and is more common in girls as they go through puberty. It can make the spine into a "C", or even "S" shape. Sometimes, it will require surgery or bracing, but most of the time, observation is all that is needed. It rarely gets worse after puberty ends.
2.) A reason to get invasive surgery, causing loads of pain and recovery time. (Only if a large curvature is present, or organ function is compromised.)
3.) A reason for teenage girls to post on Tumblr and Instagram, complaining about how bad their lives are, and how bad their health is. More often than not, these girls are the ones with >30 degree curves, with no long-standing complications. The people severely affected/suffering from long-term complications are usually not as bad about doing this.
4.) The reason why you had to endure painful, non-helpful physical therapy and bracing for much of your teenage years.
5.) A diagnosis many teens, male and female and inbetween, will pine for, so they can get out of gym.
2.) A reason to get invasive surgery, causing loads of pain and recovery time. (Only if a large curvature is present, or organ function is compromised.)
3.) A reason for teenage girls to post on Tumblr and Instagram, complaining about how bad their lives are, and how bad their health is. More often than not, these girls are the ones with >30 degree curves, with no long-standing complications. The people severely affected/suffering from long-term complications are usually not as bad about doing this.
4.) The reason why you had to endure painful, non-helpful physical therapy and bracing for much of your teenage years.
5.) A diagnosis many teens, male and female and inbetween, will pine for, so they can get out of gym.
Friend: I just came back from the doctor! Guess what!
Me: What happened?
Friend: I have a 12 degree curve! As long as I photoshop the numbers on the report and make it look like a 30 degree curve, I'm out of gym!
Me: *has severe rib malformations due to a 30 degree curve in my back, and a huge cyst in my spinal cord due to scoliosis in my neck*
Friend: Isn't that great?!?!?
Me: Shut the hell up, Jolie.
Me: What happened?
Friend: I have a 12 degree curve! As long as I photoshop the numbers on the report and make it look like a 30 degree curve, I'm out of gym!
Me: *has severe rib malformations due to a 30 degree curve in my back, and a huge cyst in my spinal cord due to scoliosis in my neck*
Friend: Isn't that great?!?!?
Me: Shut the hell up, Jolie.
by ZebraFilly June 1, 2015
Get the Scoliosis mug.A painfull thing that happens when your spine is not straight. Sometimes it causes a muscle to be pushed forward like it did for me. Sometimes resulting in a brace or worse, this is going to happen to me in the near future, surgery.
Bob: whoa! Are you pregnant from behind or something?!
Carolyn: no! I have scoliosis!
Bob: scolio-what?
Carolyn: no! I have scoliosis!
Bob: scolio-what?
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