The smell that results from wearing polyester all day, especially common after wearing panty-hose at work for an eight hour shift.
Jenni lost the bet and had to wear rubber pants all day, boy, I bet she had a bad case of the polyester fester!
by StephD134 September 13, 2007
A person who paints themself as a patriot while behaving in an opposite manner. Usually someone who can find a way to profit off of the false projection.
There is no greater Polyester Patriot than Tomi Lahren. She I
Has to present that fake persona since her only other job qualification was stripping.
Has to present that fake persona since her only other job qualification was stripping.
by MartyMcFlab February 12, 2018
girl 1: "Did you hear that Alice got a boob job and a nose job."
girl 2: "God she must be a polyester girl."
girl 2: "God she must be a polyester girl."
by murphy809 November 17, 2007
a black man or woman who dresses in the style of a pimp or wears polyester even though it is way out of style.
here comes Leroy with his new polyester dress shirt . he is a real polyester coon!
shawtakiki wore her polyester pant suit to the club ... what a polyester coon!
shawtakiki wore her polyester pant suit to the club ... what a polyester coon!
by James Crow July 5, 2008
Polyester shirts are thin and tight, and can outline the strongest abs to the roundest belly. Polyester shirts are cheap, and can be cut with kindergarten paper scissors. These shirts are worn by people confident enough to show their bodies in public.
Passerby 1: Look at that fat kid sitting at that lunch table. He’s wearing a polyester shirt!
Passerby 2: What an idiot. You can see his belly button and his love handles.
Fat Kid: *thinks to himself* Wow, I was right. So many people are looking at me! I love it!
Passerby 2: What an idiot. You can see his belly button and his love handles.
Fat Kid: *thinks to himself* Wow, I was right. So many people are looking at me! I love it!
by JoeDoe* February 18, 2019
The unofficial alcoholic beverage of the Subgenii. Polyester Slack is made by substituting vodka for water when making Berry Blue Kool Aid, thus yielding a vaguely irridescent semi-opaque liquid that is similar in apprearance to the blue goo consumed by Dave at the end of the film 2001.
Polyester Slack is a poor substitute for real slack, but comes in handy when real slack is in short supply.
Words of warning: mixing vodka with any flavor of Kool Aid other than the elusive Berry Blue will not yield Polyester Slack. Vodka mixed with non-Berry Blue flavors makes a beverage known as a Jim Jones!
Polyester Slack is a poor substitute for real slack, but comes in handy when real slack is in short supply.
Words of warning: mixing vodka with any flavor of Kool Aid other than the elusive Berry Blue will not yield Polyester Slack. Vodka mixed with non-Berry Blue flavors makes a beverage known as a Jim Jones!
Saint Statik, Healer of Appliances: Yo man, I found Berry Blue for sale online!
Right Reverend Micky D: Fuk yah! Polyester Slack returns!
Right Reverend Micky D: Fuk yah! Polyester Slack returns!
by daverpdx April 26, 2007
Collective Noun
1. a: When a group of police officers pile onto and fight with a "resistive offender" on the ground.
b: At the end of a police pursuit, when the police chase a "resistive offender" down on foot and tackle him/her to effect the arrest.
c: Usually done to gain control of and arrest a "restive offender".
Not to be confused police brutality, excessive force, unlawful force, police misconduct, anything else bad, wrong, or negative.
Synonyms
hockey love, street justice, attitude adjustment, put the boots to
1. a: When a group of police officers pile onto and fight with a "resistive offender" on the ground.
b: At the end of a police pursuit, when the police chase a "resistive offender" down on foot and tackle him/her to effect the arrest.
c: Usually done to gain control of and arrest a "restive offender".
Not to be confused police brutality, excessive force, unlawful force, police misconduct, anything else bad, wrong, or negative.
Synonyms
hockey love, street justice, attitude adjustment, put the boots to
Did you see the "Polyester Pig Pile" on tv after the high speed pursuit yesterday.
The bad guy sure got his from the "Polyester Pig Pile".
The bad guy sure got his from the "Polyester Pig Pile".
by claycopopo March 9, 2013