A hot sexy beast that has a massive dong and slays pussy like there's no tomorrow. The Plagge is a mythical creature and it is rumored that anyone who has seen has actually died from an overload of awesomeness.
DUDE: Yo, I'm such better than the Plagge, Lord of Pussy Slaying

Plagge (Lord of Pussy Slaying): What did you say you little faggot. *Slices man in half with his impossibly large dong*
by Please forgive me 12345 March 13, 2018
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