by :) September 06, 2003
Get the Lifetimemug. (Adj) to describe a person or situation that reflects the situations and themes commonly seen on the Lifetime Channel.
"She's such a Lifetime girl!"
"Quit being so Lifetime and dump his ass!"
"This is a little too Lifetime for me."
"Quit being so Lifetime and dump his ass!"
"This is a little too Lifetime for me."
by Happy-Reader January 07, 2016
Get the Lifetimemug. I watch Lifetime for Golden Girls.
by babaloulou November 15, 2003
Get the Lifetimemug. Lifetime is a Channel on TV that runs movies and shows involving men being hateful rapists. This is potrayed most likely due to the Owner of lifetime is a Man hater lesbian. Many people Men and woman alike have Criticised Lifetime for being overboard, but that did not stop lifetime for airing some very irrational shows about Woman beaters. Every show features a man that owns a gun, and for some reason thats a bad thing so the woman freaks out and calls the police.
There are many shows on that channel that include rapists, rebellious teenagers who murder people, men who always cheat on their wives, and woman who get locked up in a closet because for some reason this very evil guy is gonna go kill a grandma for stealing some precious books from him.
There are many shows on that channel that include rapists, rebellious teenagers who murder people, men who always cheat on their wives, and woman who get locked up in a closet because for some reason this very evil guy is gonna go kill a grandma for stealing some precious books from him.
Lifetime show:
Paranoid Lesbian: Oh my god! did you see that guy who was mad because his favorite baseball team lost the world series!?
Frightened Lady: Yes, oh my god! He might have a gun! He is going to come and rape us! He will take a baseball game on us because a Man is angry!
Paranoid Lesbian: We are going to die!
(The angry man goes home to cook dinner for his wife, but the two ladies think hes going back home to defile the house, and shoot his kids.)
Paranoid Lesbian: Oh my god! did you see that guy who was mad because his favorite baseball team lost the world series!?
Frightened Lady: Yes, oh my god! He might have a gun! He is going to come and rape us! He will take a baseball game on us because a Man is angry!
Paranoid Lesbian: We are going to die!
(The angry man goes home to cook dinner for his wife, but the two ladies think hes going back home to defile the house, and shoot his kids.)
by Anti-bser-missile January 07, 2008
Get the lifetimemug. by Defenderoftime April 27, 2004
Get the lifetimemug. A god-awful television network that has programming that usually features a woman who is 'wronged' by a man. The men are usually portrayed as assholes, and in the end the woman ususally comes out on top and 'wins', because afterall Liftime is for shitheads.
by canadianjewfish September 09, 2008
Get the lifetimemug. by Yemz January 30, 2008
Get the lifetimemug.