half-puerto-rican 32 year old who blabs on and on about being from humble beginnings but really went to private school and when she was 16 she was getting dance lessons from the same people who train broadway stars....
Nice arse tho.
Nice arse tho.
by Snowy (formally Kilo Lobo) August 26, 2003
wait who ?
by sayyoullneverletmego February 21, 2022
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by Theglorius2cm February 14, 2022
grl1: ewwww... that bitch across the street is wearing a fuckin fur coat!!
grl2: damn. another jenny on the block. lets go throw red paint on her!
Jennifer Lopez is a fucking fur hag that supports the killing of thousands(or more) innocent lil creatures. Fuck JLo!!!
grl2: damn. another jenny on the block. lets go throw red paint on her!
Jennifer Lopez is a fucking fur hag that supports the killing of thousands(or more) innocent lil creatures. Fuck JLo!!!
by chinkinthelink November 16, 2005
A personality in Hollywood who continues to make millions despite an appalling lack of talent.
Her dancing abilities are laughable, so I can't understand why people call her a good dancer. She basically does the same move over and over (shake her gigantic ass and huge thighs) with an occasional dip thrown in.
Her singing skills are questionable as her screechy voice is most unpleasant, sort of like giving a cat a high colonic. Similar to Celine Dion (who sounds like someone tossed a cat into a washing machine on spin cycle.)
Her acting skills are possibly the worst. Compare to Nicole Kidman's complete lack of acting ability. Wooden and contrived, she couldn't carry a movie if they put it in a basket for her. See "Maid in Manhattan," "The Wedding Planner," and "Enough" if you dare. And I'm not even counting "Gigli."
She's shaping up to be the next Elizabeth Taylor, except without the class or acting ability. I mean just in the sense that she's a serial divorcee. She's already on her third husband to The Crypt Keeper - er, I mean Marc Anthony - a man she stole while he was still married.
She should really make the decision to retire from show business to stay home and concentrate on her family. No, really. She really, really should.
Her dancing abilities are laughable, so I can't understand why people call her a good dancer. She basically does the same move over and over (shake her gigantic ass and huge thighs) with an occasional dip thrown in.
Her singing skills are questionable as her screechy voice is most unpleasant, sort of like giving a cat a high colonic. Similar to Celine Dion (who sounds like someone tossed a cat into a washing machine on spin cycle.)
Her acting skills are possibly the worst. Compare to Nicole Kidman's complete lack of acting ability. Wooden and contrived, she couldn't carry a movie if they put it in a basket for her. See "Maid in Manhattan," "The Wedding Planner," and "Enough" if you dare. And I'm not even counting "Gigli."
She's shaping up to be the next Elizabeth Taylor, except without the class or acting ability. I mean just in the sense that she's a serial divorcee. She's already on her third husband to The Crypt Keeper - er, I mean Marc Anthony - a man she stole while he was still married.
She should really make the decision to retire from show business to stay home and concentrate on her family. No, really. She really, really should.
I'm getting tired of waiting for Jennifer Lopez to realize she has no talent, and that she should just go disappear somewhere with the Crypt Keeper and never bother us again.
by Wanderlust13 November 24, 2007
A actress/singer with an amazing ass, tits and all round perfect body. there is not a single man on this earth that wouldn't take the chance to fuck her hard. she is so amazingly hot that she can make even teenagers get boners. most teens have wet dreams about their faces getting shoved in that bouncing gorgeous booty of hers. they also have wet dreams about eating her out. she truly is the definition of sex and milf. she has incredible acting and singing ability and also the ability to turn a man on with her orgasmic body.
i really wanna fuck Jennifer Lopez!!!
by urban12323 June 16, 2014