A beautiful girl who is super sweet and funny.
She is always there for you, even if she can be pessimistic sometimes.
I hope you meet a Heron.
She is always there for you, even if she can be pessimistic sometimes.
I hope you meet a Heron.
by HeyyyyyyyyyyyyGurlllllllllllll October 8, 2019
by Dickerd January 20, 2003
Unique. He is a funny person and has a great sense of humor. Good at observing things and in essays but can't do math. He may look like insensitive but is actually kind hearted. Hate liars but good at lying.
Is the "I don't care" person but actuslly cares.
Is the "I don't care" person but actuslly cares.
by ricecornsoup October 20, 2021
a big fat sloth that never moves except to get food.
whenever forced to move, it often complains and feigns injury, similar to the possum.
also believed to reproduce asexualy, which comes as no suprise seen as female members of species do not find it attractive, and refuse to mate with it.
can also be known to snore extremely bad, some believe this to be a call of pain in the sleep from the heron wanting more food.
random fact: scientists believe this Heron to be related to the long existant moobasaurus, which died some millions of years ago due to obsiesity problems
whenever forced to move, it often complains and feigns injury, similar to the possum.
also believed to reproduce asexualy, which comes as no suprise seen as female members of species do not find it attractive, and refuse to mate with it.
can also be known to snore extremely bad, some believe this to be a call of pain in the sleep from the heron wanting more food.
random fact: scientists believe this Heron to be related to the long existant moobasaurus, which died some millions of years ago due to obsiesity problems
by Pete Carter May 12, 2008
"Put me onto heron blunts, sherm or somethin
Took a puff, what the fuck, I turned to punch them"
NAS-Get Down
Took a puff, what the fuck, I turned to punch them"
NAS-Get Down
by fatbeats October 23, 2007
heron: a girl that club hops every thursday , friday and saturday night to see how many numbers she can get or how many guys she can make out with or how many free drinks she can get per night
hey guys is that a rocket?
a M.I.L.F?
a Couger?
or a Heron?
naaa i made out with her lastnight , shes a Heron!
a M.I.L.F?
a Couger?
or a Heron?
naaa i made out with her lastnight , shes a Heron!
by Tim Bresee April 24, 2004