(1) A crass, lewd sexual interaction that borderlines rape. (2) Any sexual act that that leaves the receipent feeling like a victim.
(1) "If you keep up that back talk, I'm going to hartford you so hard you won't walk for a week."
(2) "Bobby hartforded all over her face until she cried"
(2) "Bobby hartforded all over her face until she cried"
by Viejo1985 January 7, 2013
Get the Hartford mug.America may run on Dunkin, but this town runs on Mountain Dew and Copenhagen. If you aren’t banging your cousin, there’s a good chance you’re banging a cow instead. There’s more people than teeth, and more cows than people. Hartford also has a tavern and a stewarts so you never have to buy groceries again. If you have all of your teeth or are an African American I’d stay as far away from this town as possible.
by 69FarmerBoy69 February 26, 2019
Get the Hartford mug.The capital city of Connecticut. Noted for its museums, downtown, and formerly for the NHL. Contains the highest Latino population North of Miami. Also seen as the link between NYC and Boston concerning illegal activities.Hartford's North End and the South End's Frog Hollow area known for violence. Frog Hollow's Park Street also seems to maintain a steady flow of heroin and crack, for sale on most every corner. This has been known to draw customers form sounding suburbs.
-"Dude, I just got beat for $70 on Park Street in Hartford.
-What did you do dude.
-Hit up the ATM on Washington Street.
-What did you do dude.
-Hit up the ATM on Washington Street.
by albany January 28, 2007
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Alright man, make sure you don't pull a fucking Hartford
Alright man, make sure you don't pull a fucking Hartford
by dumbfucking kid April 16, 2008
Get the hartford mug.An individual that meets a girl with a steady boyfriend, she breaks up with boyfriend, dates the hartford, the hartford asks said girl to marry him after 2 days of knowing, friends of the hartford find out girl is cheating on him, tell the hartford, the hartford disowns all of his friends for the slam pig cum dumpster slut
Yo, your girls cheating on you
No way man she really loves me, were gonna get married
Quit being such a fucking hartford, you met her 2 days ago online
No way man she really loves me, were gonna get married
Quit being such a fucking hartford, you met her 2 days ago online
by previousfriend April 30, 2008
Get the Hartford mug.A man that dates a lesbian, but will deny it to anyone who asks. They do this to pretend that they're popular and liked.
May also be the lesbians beard
May also be the lesbians beard
by PotionOfTruth July 10, 2017
Get the Hartford mug.Phil: I hate that kid Nate.
Snake: Yeah, at his party tonight we should give him a Hartford Steam Boiler.
Phil: That's a great idea! He only has one bathroom too.
Snake: Yeah, at his party tonight we should give him a Hartford Steam Boiler.
Phil: That's a great idea! He only has one bathroom too.
by Dann Gleeballs September 24, 2009
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