Hartford 

(1) A crass, lewd sexual interaction that borderlines rape. (2) Any sexual act that that leaves the receipent feeling like a victim.

(1) "If you keep up that back talk, I'm going to hartford you so hard you won't walk for a week."

(2) "Bobby hartforded all over her face until she cried"

Hartford by Viejo1985 January 7, 2013

Hartford 

America may run on Dunkin, but this town runs on Mountain Dew and Copenhagen. If you aren’t banging your cousin, there’s a good chance you’re banging a cow instead. There’s more people than teeth, and more cows than people. Hartford also has a tavern and a stewarts so you never have to buy groceries again. If you have all of your teeth or are an African American I’d stay as far away from this town as possible.

What’s the difference between a girl from Hartford and a cow?
Cows don’t wear flannels

Hartford by 69FarmerBoy69 February 26, 2019

hartford 

The capital city of Connecticut. Noted for its museums, downtown, and formerly for the NHL. Contains the highest Latino population North of Miami. Also seen as the link between NYC and Boston concerning illegal activities.Hartford's North End and the South End's Frog Hollow area known for violence. Frog Hollow's Park Street also seems to maintain a steady flow of heroin and crack, for sale on most every corner. This has been known to draw customers form sounding suburbs.

-"Dude, I just got beat for $70 on Park Street in Hartford.

-What did you do dude.

-Hit up the ATM on Washington Street.

hartford by albany January 28, 2007

hartford 

An individual so mind fucked that they ask a girl to marry him after meeting her on facebook

Dude, I'm meeting this girl today that I met online
Alright man, make sure you don't pull a fucking Hartford

hartford by dumbfucking kid April 16, 2008

Hartford 

An individual that meets a girl with a steady boyfriend, she breaks up with boyfriend, dates the hartford, the hartford asks said girl to marry him after 2 days of knowing, friends of the hartford find out girl is cheating on him, tell the hartford, the hartford disowns all of his friends for the slam pig cum dumpster slut

Yo, your girls cheating on you

No way man she really loves me, were gonna get married

Quit being such a fucking hartford, you met her 2 days ago online

Hartford by previousfriend April 30, 2008

Hartford 

A man that dates a lesbian, but will deny it to anyone who asks. They do this to pretend that they're popular and liked.

May also be the lesbians beard

That guys such a Hartford, he totally knows she's gay

Hartford by PotionOfTruth July 10, 2017

Hartford Steam Boiler

noun. - The act of taking a dump in someone else's shower.

Phil: I hate that kid Nate.

Snake: Yeah, at his party tonight we should give him a Hartford Steam Boiler.

Phil: That's a great idea! He only has one bathroom too.

Hartford Steam Boiler by Dann Gleeballs September 24, 2009