If someone were to shotgun the front seat in a car, you can out do them by calling granny!
-annoying mate who always get stuff- "shotgun the front seat!"
-You- "hahaha fuck you, granny the front seat!"
-annoying mate who always get stuff- "shotgun the front seat!"
-You- "hahaha fuck you, granny the front seat!"
by the boys from cdd January 22, 2009
Get the Granny mug.adj. Something that is really good at being what it is; a substitution for the underlying adjective.
by HelloNasty January 3, 2009
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Granny A virtual reality game that is much to scary and much to real. Persons with high blood pressure, previous medical issues - including heart attacks and seizures, anxiety, senior citizens and impregnated women should avoid playing this program.
It is all fun and games until she is summoned, due to lack of data I cannot inform you what may happen when she gets a hold of you - there are no known survivors to share their experiences. If attempting to summon Granny PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
To begin summoning you must write her name on any object. The first sign of her presence will be someone familiar calling your name in the exact spot that her name was written, you will not be able to detect who is calling your name and from which direction but it will be loud and clear. The next and last sign will indicate she is getting closer to you will be that her name is crossed out where you wrote it, this proves she has been there.
If u continue to get weird vibes I suggest you sleep with one eye open because after summoning her she holds the power and leaves you in serious danger that could quite possibly create a traumatic and devastating outcome.
SUMMON GRANNY AT YOUR OWN RISK!
It is all fun and games until she is summoned, due to lack of data I cannot inform you what may happen when she gets a hold of you - there are no known survivors to share their experiences. If attempting to summon Granny PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
To begin summoning you must write her name on any object. The first sign of her presence will be someone familiar calling your name in the exact spot that her name was written, you will not be able to detect who is calling your name and from which direction but it will be loud and clear. The next and last sign will indicate she is getting closer to you will be that her name is crossed out where you wrote it, this proves she has been there.
If u continue to get weird vibes I suggest you sleep with one eye open because after summoning her she holds the power and leaves you in serious danger that could quite possibly create a traumatic and devastating outcome.
SUMMON GRANNY AT YOUR OWN RISK!
by ._.unknown July 14, 2020
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Friend 1: Oh my god what is that smell!
Friend 2: Look behind you.
Friend 1: I'm moving to the back of the bus from a granny free area.
Friend 1: Oh my god what is that smell!
Friend 2: Look behind you.
Friend 1: I'm moving to the back of the bus from a granny free area.
by d. lucas April 29, 2005
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by Priestchild July 26, 2009
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