A large, heavy, hairy person that would appear more at home in the jungles of East Africa than next to you at a bar, flirting with you uncontrollably at the end of a long, long night.
by LassiMan February 15, 2013
by Andrew Hall May 26, 2005
The slang word for the New York Avenue property in the Parker Brothers board game Monopoly. This property derives its slang moniker from the "Gorilla" property in the Animalopoly version of Monopoly, which is the equivalent of New York Avenue in the standard Parker Brothers edition.
Notorious for its medium cost/high return value, Gorilla is infamous for absolutely decimating the opponents of whoever owns the property. Many people obsess over the Boardwalk/Park Place duo, but the extremely high investment cost in junction with the low probability of landing on those properties indicates that going with the "Gorilla Monopoly" is a smarter economic bet.
For one hundred dollars per house (meaning $500 per hotel, $1500 for the entire monopoly), Gorilla can be outfitted to be a massive money-maker. It also helps that, for a reason yet unknown to theorists of both Monopoly and probability, dice rolls on that particular side of the board seem to always place the roller right in the maws of Gorilla. All in all, the integral property in the game of Monopoly, much like Kamchatka is to Risk.
Notorious for its medium cost/high return value, Gorilla is infamous for absolutely decimating the opponents of whoever owns the property. Many people obsess over the Boardwalk/Park Place duo, but the extremely high investment cost in junction with the low probability of landing on those properties indicates that going with the "Gorilla Monopoly" is a smarter economic bet.
For one hundred dollars per house (meaning $500 per hotel, $1500 for the entire monopoly), Gorilla can be outfitted to be a massive money-maker. It also helps that, for a reason yet unknown to theorists of both Monopoly and probability, dice rolls on that particular side of the board seem to always place the roller right in the maws of Gorilla. All in all, the integral property in the game of Monopoly, much like Kamchatka is to Risk.
by The Volk November 4, 2011
by Cody Miller May 2, 2008
Ilyas from LOK,A big creature, descendant of the great apes. One of the relatives of King Kong. Brother of the Chimpanzees. He is Blick, he leaves fingerprints on charcoal.
Chimpanzee, Fat Shit, Gorilla
by The Great Gorilla May 17, 2013
It comes out of fucking nowhere
OMG! Gorilla comes out of fucking nowhere!
by Eric Black November 3, 2003
by Kindofabigdeal312 November 30, 2010