You came to find your ideal girl here because you don't have one and will never find one
Boy 1: I looked for Girlfriend on the Urban Dictionary
Boy 2: Let me guess, you feel worse now?
Boy 1: Yup
Boy 1: I looked for Girlfriend on the Urban Dictionary
Boy 2: Let me guess, you feel worse now?
Boy 1: Yup
by Blazing_Fire_ December 30, 2016
by Snifflypig August 4, 2020
A girlfriend is a woman who makes life amazing for the man that she is in a relationship with.
She is a female friend with whom a man has a romantic and sexual relationship. The male counterpart of a girlfriend is a boyfriend. A great girlfriend will support you throughout your life, and you should support her as well.
Girlfriends and Boyfriends loving and having sex with each other is essential to reproduction.
A girlfriend may eventually become a wife of a man who will become her husband.
She is a female friend with whom a man has a romantic and sexual relationship. The male counterpart of a girlfriend is a boyfriend. A great girlfriend will support you throughout your life, and you should support her as well.
Girlfriends and Boyfriends loving and having sex with each other is essential to reproduction.
A girlfriend may eventually become a wife of a man who will become her husband.
Man 1: After a long day of work, my girlfriend makes my life easy and my dick hard.
Man 2: ...I wish I had one...
Man 2: ...I wish I had one...
by Understand the World September 3, 2019
Mike: Yo, where's your girlfriend?
Tito: STFU nigguh you know I ain't got one.
Mike: LMAO...fucking loser.
Tito: Word.
Tito: STFU nigguh you know I ain't got one.
Mike: LMAO...fucking loser.
Tito: Word.
by Uptown NY NY July 11, 2008
Person 1 " Gee wiz I wish I had a girlfriend"
Person 2 "An imaginary girlfriend would do"
Person 1 "Nah dude I don't dream nor sleep"
Person 2 " Well never thought reality and non-reality would coexist"
Person 2 "An imaginary girlfriend would do"
Person 1 "Nah dude I don't dream nor sleep"
Person 2 " Well never thought reality and non-reality would coexist"
by Flower Power 101 January 30, 2021
One's mythological female creature that exists to bathe you with love and affection if you do the same to it.
by Depressed_Cheetah July 25, 2020
Guy 1: I want a girlfriend
Guy 2: Oh no you don’t, trust me on this one bud
Guy 1: Why would you say that?
Guy 2: One word, periods.
Guy 2: Oh no you don’t, trust me on this one bud
Guy 1: Why would you say that?
Guy 2: One word, periods.
by h20polo1717 May 19, 2021