first base

it's been three months and i've only gotten to first base.

by G-G April 9, 2007

south west corner of the field providing ample opportunity to declare players "OUT" and prevent them from scoring a home run.

10 Byrds landed on first base

by fo my pizz da playa December 26, 2003

First Base Friends

A non-sexual friendship that includes flirting and occasionally making out.

Girl 1: "Hey, I saw you and Brian making out yesterday. Are you two an item?"
Girl 2: "No, we're just first base friends."

by nhw6789 May 7, 2010

making eye contact with another person, preferably one of the opposite sex (or you will be severely punished)

It was love at first sight yaar - I reached desi first base yesterday with anarkali and she reciprocated!

by Dan Babu November 30, 2006

I walked in on Doug trying to get to mormon first base with a girl, while viewing a non-rated R movie.

by mormon_playa September 27, 2007

Like American First Base, but with a finger in the butt. Also known as a Morneau.

"I went out with that Canadian girl."
"Did you make it to first base?"
"Better. Canadian first base."
"She gave you a Morneau, eh."

A hyperbolic distinction that only a blithering idiot could not make. Also ass from a hole in the ground, shit from shinola, can't fight his way out of a paper bag, dumb as a rock.

When it comes to installing drywall, I don't know my ass from first base.

by octopod November 13, 2003