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Finishing Each Other’s Farts 

When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.

Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.

Respect.
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Water each other's plants 

1. To maintain an office-relationship between adjacent plant-owners who water each other's plants in the absence of one or the other.

2. By extension, to keep each other company.
"I think they had a plant-relationship back in meat space."
"What do you mean?"
"They used to water each other's plants back when we were in the office."
"Oh, like kept each other company?"
"Yeah; but they literally watered each other's plants, too."

Live in each other's pockets 

When two people spend all day everyday in each other's company because they can't spend enough time together.
Sahr and Rachel live in each other's pockets.

we've known each other for so long 

You’re heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it
we've known each other for so long

You’re heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been

Going on

we see each other 

We see each other. You know what I'm about. I know what you're about. We understand one another.

Agree to disagree. We see each other.
"We're seeing eye to eye on this situation. We see each other."

"Girl, I know you are feeling upset about our misunderstanding but it's cool. "We see each other."
we see each other by C-Blaze February 28, 2018

seeing each other 

all the fun off having a boyfriend/girlfriend. but no change to facebook relationship status.
have you heard bob and barb are 'seeing each other'
seeing each other by trevor92 April 8, 2009

seeing each other 

When two people aren't dating but they are spoken for.
guy and girl meet, live in different states. they aren't dating but they aren't seeing anyone else therefore they are seeing each other.
seeing each other by Sarah086 December 7, 2006