customers

see cunt

Internet customers are cunts.

by Bob Garbelozzi December 17, 2003

customs

1. Habitual practices, including religious rituals.

2. Where smugglers get arrested.

I could get arrested in customs for smuggling books about religious customs into a country where atheism is the state religion.

by Downstrike May 24, 2004

customer

Some of the time, they can be very nice. Most of the time, unfortunately, they are pieces of shit that want you to bend the rules just for them. If they complain to your boss, don't bother telling your side of the story because you just can't win.

Customers make my work life horrible.

by Adrian January 07, 2009

custom

sweet or cool or new

Those shoes, boy they be custom

by bobby joe June 02, 2003

That’s custom

A phrase used to describe something unique or something that is only yours/one of a kind/can be used to describe yourself or others.

“I love your top where did you get it”
“Oh girl that’s custom”

*sees something out of the ordinary* “wow that’s custom”

by grapesleaf August 04, 2020

custom

the reason for owning a truck

had to give my bodydropped silverado a chop top for that radical custom look

by james August 12, 2004

custom

1. A well thought out, and designed project using the finest parts, and workmanship. 2. A cobbled together piece of junk using what trash you could get for nothing. Custom is in the eye or the stupidity of the beholder.

You can't polish a turd, but you can spray paint it gold, and call it custom.

by knowman March 27, 2012