1- What you call your partner (boyfriend/girlfriend)
2-A small screaming humanoid that your wife sharted out and is the consequence of unprotected sex
2-A small screaming humanoid that your wife sharted out and is the consequence of unprotected sex
by Mr mcnuggets March 12, 2020
The result of unprotected sex: a little helpless thing that cries,poops,pees,sleeps, eats, etc.
Also, what J.M looks like
Also, what J.M looks like
by RatchetBoo June 9, 2003
by Nims66 August 18, 2008
Person: nickname of American film actress Lauren Bacall, given by her (then) boyfriend, actor Humphrey Bogart, in recognition of her youth in relation to his own age.
by speedog May 27, 2010
Baby: WAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Mom: Oh my gosh, will this thing ever shut up!
Baby: No.
Mom: Wha...wha...did you just talk?
Baby: ALL BABYS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, STARTING WITH YOU...MOM...
Mom: OH MY GOSH HAAALLLLPPPP!!!!
The Mom wakes up
Dad: Did you have the baby dream again Honey?
Mom: *Crying* Yeah, this time it seemed so...real.
Dad: It's okay, just go back to sleep.
Mom: Oh my gosh, will this thing ever shut up!
Baby: No.
Mom: Wha...wha...did you just talk?
Baby: ALL BABYS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, STARTING WITH YOU...MOM...
Mom: OH MY GOSH HAAALLLLPPPP!!!!
The Mom wakes up
Dad: Did you have the baby dream again Honey?
Mom: *Crying* Yeah, this time it seemed so...real.
Dad: It's okay, just go back to sleep.
by Mr_Jumbo_Shrimp November 22, 2015
Marsha; Baby-Hon, take your break
Saints; walk away and takes her break
What a cute baby!!!
What's her name?
Saints; walk away and takes her break
What a cute baby!!!
What's her name?
by Saints September 21, 2003
by bunnyloaf78 November 18, 2019