average

Something that is good, but not quite up to par.

Sally: Did you shack up last night?
Joanna: Yes, at Charlie's.
Sally: Well...how was it??!!
Joanna: Eh, average.

average by Annie May June 29, 2005

Average

Someone who is not good but not bad, Being average is being 'Mediocre'.

Sam Brown is average at CS:GO.
I would compare him to Heroic.

Average by NoobleJoosh September 3, 2017

average

The weight grouping choice favored by fat girls at online dating sites. If she chooses "a few extra pounds", bring a harpoon and/or tranq rifle. Same with "ghetto booty".

Holy hell. U.D. has been up this long and nobody submitted a definition for "average"?

Levi: WTF? There's no pics on this chick's profile.
Nate: What's her weight entry say?
Levi: Average. Profile says she's "curvy".
Nate: Means she's average in American terms, not French. Her curves are rolls.
Feminist from the woodwork: It's what's inside that counts!
Fat Goth Girl: Fat girls need love too!
Nate: *shotgun fires four times, once each and then once each to make sure* Not from me; and a tranny once told me the same thing about the inside.
Levi: You only get what you give. Get back in your badgerhole, ya bitch.

average by Derek Peavey June 1, 2006

Average

Alan’s penis.

Aj is average.

Average by Winkwink037 June 4, 2018

Average

Average. (Adjective)
As an adjective it describes something that is in no way superior or inferior to the rest of it's kind.

When describing something as average we often mean it performed it's purpose but with no perks.

Average. (Noun)
As a noun an average is a statisical measurement. In short, an average is the most common thing in a group. In a group of animals for instance, the most common animal might be birds.

Adjective
The Handbag was average, since it served only it's purpose.

Noun
The average number of people in wembley stadium during a match is 75,000

Average by Super_James April 12, 2009

average

Fat. Term used by just about every fat chick who ever placed a personals ad. Since the AVERAGE size for women is a size 14, fatties rejoyce in glee when they can use this instead of BBW.

SWF, 30 average in size looking for an eating partner.

average by xzybit February 16, 2005

Average

The worst insult you could be given. Meaning something that is nothing special or normal and doesn't stand out. Something that is unimpressive can be described as 'average'.

Your dress looks average

Average by Jack Stagg July 31, 2010