When an African American is not your stereotypical black person but they seem to pertain to the opposite (white) race though their actions and choice of words despite their skin tone and nationality.
Person one: Cara is addicted to Starbucks.
Person two: But isn't Cara african american?
Person one: Yeah, she's an almond.
by pussypopper December 30, 2015
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Typically white suburban moms who were 90s girls and never accepted they had an eating disorder, so now they have to make it everyone else’s problem
“A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips is my almond moms favorite mantra
by Sydkid765 October 18, 2022
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What Xiao from Genshin Impact eats daily in hopes of trying to extend his height from 157 even though he’s 2000 years old.
Why did you make almond tofu, did you realised that you have summoned Xiao accidentally?
by nekohwa March 8, 2021
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an old cookie that everyones simps for
p1: almond cookie is so hot he gets me hard
p2: hes a fictional character and hes like 40 years old
by November 8, 2021
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Noun: girl that tans so much that she looks like an almond, or just a girl that looks like a slut.
Kaz, "Oh man, she is an almond chicken! Thank you very much!"
Sam, "You're right Kaz, she tans too much!"
Kaz, "Not only that, she looks like a slut"
Mark, "I like her!"
by sammykaz April 1, 2009
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