mars bar

ed carrick a tanned friend of mine

hey mars bar come here

by efe February 2, 2004

mars bar

the thing in my hoodie pocket

by lol September 16, 2003

mars bar

A disgusting, revolting ,shitty snack that is loved by jerks and retards

Jerk: mmmmm mars bar

by jj September 28, 2003

Mars bar

also known as "Mars and Venus", cockney slang for a penis, a male sexual organ

I ain't sucking on that tiny Mars bar

by roos_va June 13, 2004

mars bar

slang word for scar beat that ha!

so how's ben gettin on with his mars bar

by taky drive June 29, 2007

Mars Bar

A now-closed drinking establishment formerly located in the East Village neighborhood of Manhattan. It was widely considered to be New York City's premier location for getting yourself stabbed or picking up a communicable disease.

Guy 1: After the Mars Bar, then what?
Guy 2: The doctor.

by mondaymonday August 24, 2016

mars bar

a mars bar is when a man puts his cock into a girls vagina and when he pulls it out its covered in shit and cum. most people also like to lick this for extra pleasure!

dude i have a mars bar right now from this hairy fat chick...

by mrbigmarsbar October 26, 2025