jerking the dice

When someone is hesitating to roll a dice at a tense part of a game in fear that they roll a low number, so they just keep bouncing the dice around in their hand, making it look like they are giving an invisible handjob.

"C'mon man, just roll it! Stop jerking the dice!"

by Saqvobase March 3, 2019

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phantom jerk

When a man, whose penis is locked in a chastity cage, places a dildo at the place where usually his hard penis would be, and strokes the dildo, tricking the brain into thinking that he's stroking his penis, thus triggering an ejaculation. Similar to how a crippled person would scratch a lost limb.

"Hey, how is your time in chastity going?"-
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."

by ElzearYoung December 7, 2023

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Super Jerking

I just put this here to tell u I can do 4 strokes per second😹🙏

Super jerking is When u jerk so fast u break the sound barrier and can faze through things like flash

by Acceleration😹🙏 November 30, 2021

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Semicircle jerk

Less than 3 males masturbating together.

Billy and Ricky were grounded so Tommy and Johnny ended up doing a semicircle jerk in the treehouse.

by DonJaime January 11, 2018

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Jerk Burglar

Jerking off in a public bathroom that stinks so bad, you wear a mask on your fave to cover the smell

The smell was so bad in the public bathroom, but I had to have a go at myself.... now I'm a jerk burglar

by Gar Goyle June 21, 2024

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Linear Jerk

The action of Land Rover enthusiasts line up their vehicles for a photo whilst jerking each other off.

A derivative of a circle jerk.

Also used to describe slightly wanky, but acceptable behavior by devout Land Rover brand enthusiasts.

“I see they’ve parked in preparation for a linear jerk.”

“That guy’s matching Land Rover umbrella and jacket and cap has big linear jerk energy”

by apollomatic April 5, 2024

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