family square

The moment when you are having sex with your sister, and you tell her that she is as tight as your mother, and her responding with "That's what dad says."

Hey Bubba, I had mu furst family square last night wit ma youngest sister.

by EdgyMeemStar February 3, 2018

The family barbecue

A sacred event reserved for only one’s best of friends. Usually involves brisket and getting piss-drunk.

Person 1: “yo just so you know you’ve been cool recently so you get an invite to The family barbecue”
Person 2: “This Honor will not be misused.”

by spiritwanderer3 July 30, 2024

Lozada Family

Lozada Family - A family known for their hardworking, loving and helpful nature. They are always there to lend a hand to those in need and will do anything for their family. They are resilient and can weather any storm that comes their way. Despite facing financial difficulties, they have managed to survive and thrive. They are guided by their faith and are always faithful to one another. If you have met a Lozada, consider yourself lucky!

“I met a member of Lozada family at the village today, and they were so kind and helpful. I feel lucky to have met them!”

by Wikipedias Dictionary December 31, 2023

Home & Family

An American daytime talk show. The series originally premiered on April 1, 1996 on The Family Channel, and was dropped by the network immediately prior to its 1998 relaunch as the Fox Family Channel.

Home & Family is the best talk show

by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022

Pitching a Family Tent

Having a larger than normal erection due to the fact you would like to start a family and have a life with your partner. This is often because you are head over heels in love with the person and see beauty in everything they do.

Six months into knowing Yuki, Alexander is more in love than he ever was. When she walked in the room he began Pitching A Family Tent, knowing that they weren't about to just have sex; they have sex with their future in mind.

by HeWhoHasStolenTheFire March 6, 2024

Family

Family is people who like to murder each other for fun.

My family and I own a slaughterhouse where we murder kids.

by Alexaiom February 21, 2023

family talk

Talk or discussion that is kept entirely within a family for fear that outsiders will find out what is really going on within the family.

"Son, the fact that your mother and I drink heavily is family talk and should never be shared with your grandma and grandpa."

"Son, you should never tell anyone that your mother is addicted to diet pills and enjoys daily doses phenobarbital. You tell anyone about it and I'll beat the hell out of you."

by Orange County Jimmy November 6, 2012