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Ohana means Family
by stitchboi32 September 25, 2019
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Circle family tree

A family tree that had something incestuous happen (e.x: Parent marrying their child).
by AstroIsOffline March 13, 2022
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Comfort Family

When you smell a person and their clothes smell of comfort

Derived from comfort boy, comfort family is when the whole family wash clothes with comfort

Not to be mistaken with a male hoe!
“Crikey! I sniffed that boy - he’s from a comfort family”
by Dr. Khatari February 7, 2022
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facebook only family

A family on Facebook that people create so they don't have to do anything in real life. Includes tagging photos as if they were really there , Posting Past pics and liking all your family photos but Haven't seen them in years..
Facebook only family's crack me up.
by crazyhadenough June 10, 2014
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the arendele family

the best and funniest doll family to exsist. they have weddings, a show called ntfm, powers, and more.
wtf is the arendele family getting themselves into now
darling
we gonna see if u go home, cause, cause, rawr
by thatscandysworld September 12, 2022
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Condurso Family

Coolest family out there
Everyone loves them and pretty much main characters in the world, between the annual capemay trip and Christmas Eve at grandma and poppy’s this family is definitely the best. The family favorite being Juliana (the most talkative, immature, pretty dumb but energetic stubborn, causes the trouble, 3rd youngest) and a close second being Bobby (Most behaved, sarcastic humor, nicest, chill, gets Everyone out of trouble, 2nd youngest ) . Dont mess with this Italian family because at least 3 of the extended family is most likely in the mafia and also have a grandchild named Dominick (Wild, loud, always hitting someone, acts more like a raccoon then human, influences the trouble, youngest) that definitely has some form of Rabies. If you see this family in public you should probably avoid for safety reasons. Out of the grandchildren the most mentally stable one is Bobby so if communication is required speak to him to acquire the most valid response. If the grandchildren are doing something bad, just blame poppy is was 95% influenced by him. The two oldest grandchildren Jaylen and Bella are usually the good influences, if you are reading this years later predictions are in Grandchildren Predictions.
Jaylens - His Music goes global and takes off
Bella - Gets a 9-5 job, gets a husband, has 2 kids and settles down
Juliana - Travels the world
Bobby - becomes a multi-Millionaire

Dominick - Lives in a dumpster
Jack: “Here comes the condurso family
John: “who?”
Jack: “the coolest family to ever live”
by Tuberculosis :) February 13, 2023
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Family

Family means having someone to love you unconditionally in spite of you and your shortcomings. Family is loving and supporting one another even when it's not easy to do so. It's being the best person you could be so that you may inspire your loved ones.
Just because you are my parents, does not make you my family
by zmads0102 November 25, 2020
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