had my friend check new york

When you can’t cum so your friend eats your ass

It just wouldn’t cum so I had my friend check New York.

by Breezyred May 10, 2021

My Friend Pedro

A banana that helps/guides you to kill your victims but people ignore his existence for some reason.

My Friend Pedro is a good friend for trying keep his “promise”.

by Virgin Oil March 20, 2022

U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND

If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds

ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.

by Ludwig_Doom August 4, 2021

with a little help from my friends

greatest cover of all times. performed by cole preston from wallows. it belongs to rochi aka zukosnight

with a little help from my friends its rochi's cover

by November 1, 2020

My Friend Roger

A guy you speak to everyday for three years online and played Genshin Impact.

My Friend Roger was always so nice and mained Tartaglia.

by percyjacksonjasongrace25 July 28, 2023

Charlie my SPECIAL FRIEND

Small, Amazing and my green heart Charlie is the best and I love him more than olives Charlie Taylor doesn't like him tho cos he is a knob and can snog angel in a tree

Charlie my SPECIAL FRIEND is a fabulous human

by Ieatolivesallday April 10, 2020

My Right Honourable Friend

English Parliamentary translation of 'This fucking prick'

Used often during heated Parliamentary procedure in the UK

Him: I believe the free market should dictate the Education system
Me: I have heard the opinion of My Right Honourable Friend and I respectfully disagree

Could My Right Honourable Friend please stop interrupting the current procedure.

by wombledomble September 9, 2019