a category of hairstyle popular amongst various contemporary urban countercultures (eg. steam punks, crusties), characterized by erratically shaved areas and inconsistent lengths. often paired with mullet and/or fauxhawk. probably DIYed. looks like it was cut like a lawnmower.
by annyywayyss November 7, 2017
-Did you hear that Becky broke up with her boyfriend?
-No! What happened?
-He did a German Lawnmower on her.
-Oh shit!
-Yeah, it was everywhere.
-No! What happened?
-He did a German Lawnmower on her.
-Oh shit!
-Yeah, it was everywhere.
by Naps and Juice September 6, 2020
Someone offered me a MAOAM sweet. I said: "That sounds more like a pork-based lawnmower..." (Mow....Ham...)
by MattusFinchus June 3, 2023
Whilst having intercourse in missionary position, the male or female penetrating forcefully rips out the receiving ends pubs, causing blood to drip down toward their vagina, they are usually screaming in pain. The penetrator rubs their fellatio in the blood and reinserts it. The act is usually done on siblings.
by gongjio January 31, 2023
When you keep talking after a joke doesn't land or nobody gets a subject, and you keep sputtering nearly nonsensical words until the conversation just dies out. Usually a pretty numbing process.
by UrbanCarrion July 25, 2019