Lawnmower tits

Tits that will take your face....off.

Ian you shouldn't have fooled with the lawnmower tits me boy.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

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Desmodromic Lawnmower

Someone or Something which is a complete waste of time and effort.
Referring to Italian motorcycle manufacturer Ducati's "desmodromic" valve system, used on high performance motorcycles, which is vastly complicated and would give no observable benefits if integrated into a lawnmower engine.

David you fucking desmodromic lawnmower, for the fifteenth time, get out of my house!

Nah, fixing that shed is like putting Desmodromic Valves on a mower.

by xX_Herbert_McClusky_69_Xx December 28, 2020

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Arab Lawnmower

A arab man inserts his bomb into a womens ass and leaves it there with a 5 day timer to prevent the women from shitting. Once the bomb squad arrives they will rip it out as if it was a lawnmower releasing a bomb full of shit.

P1: Dude why are you covered in shit
P2: me and my girlfriend did the Arab Lawnmower

by theyoungersheisthebetter January 23, 2021

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