Z-Lowing

Taking your work laptop home with you, and then forgetting to bring it with you to work the following day. Requires you to turn around and go back home for retrieval, or request to check one out from the company IT department for the day.

I pulled a Z-low and will be 30 minutes late to work this morning.
Z-lowing has reduced employee productivity by 11% in the second quarter.
Every time a deadline comes up I always pull a Z-low...soooooo annoying!
Dude, what's a bigger bummer - lighting your hair on fire when blowing out birthday candles, or z-lowing?

by kali0055 August 20, 2013

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z shot

This is primarily a shot in pool where the cue ball bounces off the corner and then hits a ball in the pocket. Also known as a friendship shot, the z shots primary goal is to promote best friends being even better friends.

Billy: man I bet you can’t hit that z shot
Brandon B: oh I bet ten mouth kisses I can!

*brandon b misses*

*friends still make out (hard)*

by zshotgot December 2, 2021

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ric z

the man, the myth, the legend. ric z is a god that shall never be forgotten. he has set the bar for every stoner in illinois. fuck it in the world. he was family and a friend to many. only 18 years old he was a king. rest in peace ric z long live the king

hannah: i have $20 but idk if i should get some nugs or save it
matt: what would ric z do
hannah: fuck it weed it is

by somewhereinbuttfuckillinois June 26, 2019

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R/Z

A type of whining usually reserved for a toddler that an adult male exhibits when he’s unhappy.

“Dude, did you see Gil’s texts this morning? He was crying some R/Z tears”

by Mind_surgeon June 2, 2022

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Z.

Any misguided individual who is in blatant denial and/or so completely deluded as to be completely beyond reasoning with. Sometimes used to address just any hapless individual.

"Yeah... You just keep telling yourself that, Z."

by 179ummmm November 8, 2020

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