SADNESS

An acronym coined by Corporate Bro to mean: Sales Are Dope Never Ever Stop Selling

Person A: Dude, cold calling sucks
Person B: Thats the SADNESS life, my dude

by MellamoCorp October 5, 2020

SADNESS

An acronym coined by business comedian Corporate Bro (@corporate.bro) to mean Sales Are Dope Never Ever Stop Selling. Its the modern day version of ABC (always be closing).

Sales reps live the SADNESS life.

ex 1)
Person 1: "Yo I just got hung up on for the 8th time today"
Person 2: "SADNESS life, bro.

ex 2)
Person 1: "Just ran into one of my prospects at the grocery store."
Person 2: "Did you try to pitch him?"
Person 1: "Duh, bro, SADNESS."

by MellamoCorp September 25, 2020

Sadness

When you have a dream of her actually liking you.

My dream was complete sadness

by Hydra_100 October 3, 2022

Sad mortem

The words the bringer of the law ushers when he feels down or sad

Warden the ccu makes me very sad mortem

by Centurion of the Roman Empire December 30, 2021

Sad mortem

The sound the bringer of the law makes when he’s feeling down

The ccu makes me very sad mortem

by Centurion of the Roman Empire December 29, 2021

sad fist

The act of punching an emo kid in the face.

I saw an emo kid writing bad poetry and I couldn't control my Sad Fist; it found his face like a poseur-seeking missile.

by omgmudkips August 6, 2010

Sad Spank

Sad Spank; The act of preforming self-materbation whilst crying, and utilizing the shed tears as a form of lubrication.

Todd~ " Has anybody seen Adam in the past hour?"

Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."

Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."

by The Red Shit September 8, 2017