Ukrainian Lawnmower

A sex position performed upside down and backwards (wheelbarrow style) in an attic.

Damn, John is a freak, cause said he wanted to put me in the Ukrainian Lawnmower.

by Nicedemeous6978 March 23, 2024

lawnmower greg

When a man wears shorts which are short enough to expose his balls when bending in a certain manner in which to display them for a neighbor.

Dammit, Ronnie just pulled a lawnmower greg on me. Left ones lower!

by Ochuitu812 April 3, 2024

Lawnmower

Dirty Carpet Muncher

The dirty lawnmower munches on her friends carpet

by Skydiver29771 November 13, 2020

Mexican Lawnmower

Gurt: i used the mexican lawn mower on my dearest buddy and he released an 18lbs fountain of shit!

A lawnmower made in mexico.
John: Wanna cut the grass with my special "Mexican Lawnmower"?
Frank: Nah.
Gurt: Yo!
Frank: Sybau

by Luka Lazarevic May 16, 2025

Lawnmower tits

Tits that will take your face....off.

Ian you shouldn't have fooled with the lawnmower tits me boy.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

lawnmower Man’d

The act of belittling someone by stating the obvious. Jedi level sarcasm.

Damn dude, you just got Lawnmower man’d

by anonymous October 13, 2023

kinetic lawnmower

The act of putting a girl on her face and knees, while grabbing her arms. While fucking her you mow the bed/ carpet with her face.

Ben sweats during the kinetic lawnmower.

by Bigger Biggen April 28, 2014