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mountain tities

When the breasts of a woman are so large that they appear either physically impossible, unstable, or dangerous to others.
Damn boy! Look at those mountain titties. I think we found everest!

Don't let a girl with mountain tities like those motor boat you. It'll be your last breath.
by Oreonsam May 17, 2016
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Bunya Mountains

Bunya Mountains is a National park in Queensland situated between Dalby and Kingaroy. Its main population consists of tiny kangaroos and one pink lady. Its a great place to go if you want to get away from your interesting lives and go somewhere where you dont have to do anything. Mainly because there is nothing to do.
I went to Bunya Mountains yesterday it was so boring I jumped off.
by Concerned Fella May 9, 2018
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mountain pirate

A mountain pirate can be identified by three defining characteristics:

1) Disregards the wants and needs of others regardless of the severity of the situation. Will accept death before accepting situations involving the benefit of any being other than himself. The mountain pirate will not allow any of his resources to be used by anyone other than himself by any means.

2) Problems forming bonds with others as a result of their belief that others are after their stuff whether or not intent was shown. Basically your existence is reasonable cause for the mountain pirate to suspect that you are after their stuff. Communication with a mountain pirate should be avoided. Does not like sudden movements and typically breathes with mouth open.

3) Has stuff. The mountain pirate will always have stuff because that’s what they’re about. The mountain pirate builds a deep emotional bond with their stuff. This connection consumes every area of the mountain pirates life. Never uses a lint roller and generally has a worried expression on their face (this is because they are worried all the time. About their stuff)
“Your behavior is landing you dangerously close to earning the title of mountain pirate. Also obviously your mother is concerned.”
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Rocky Mountain Bow tie

A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are erotically exfixiatating each other to reach optimal climax.
When considering possible options to liven up my Friday night, I soon found myself in the mists of a Rocky mountain bow tie with Jess and Bobby. Needless to say I've never reach a climax again unless I know it's a black tie affair.
by rock4689 March 29, 2015
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mountain dew black label

the rain that fell to earth on the first night of creation. it colored the night sky.
by F.JjJjJ January 15, 2020
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rocky mountain trucker

When you shit in a condom, then put it in the freezer until frozen, then use it as a dildo.
Hey, last night was crazy. You remember Sharon? She totally did the Rocky Mountain trucker when we went back to her place
by Rmt223 July 12, 2017
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mountain killer

Person who habitually chooses the same ascent route on a mountain, chipping at its face more each time, thereby destroying more of the mountain on a climb.
Richard, why not use another route to climb that mountain? Leave that route so others can enjoy it. You're a mountain killer!
by pentozali May 6, 2011
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