meat pole mountaineer

A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.

Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?

by inebriateddreams May 3, 2015

Rocky mountain Tumbler

Prior to going clubbing you shove at minimum four ice cubes up your ass in order to stay cool while dancing.

Tom was able to dance for hours and hours on New Year's eve because he pulled off a successful rocky mountain Tumbler.

by Twansolo96 January 2, 2017

Rocky Mountain Snot Box

When you farmer your nose into her lady parts for lube

There was no KY jelly available but Rocky Mountain snot box and we were good to go.

by Mbop January 15, 2022

mountain pie

A cream pie, but in the woods, amongst nature.

“Yeah bro I took that bitch camping and gave her a mountain pie lmao”

“Wow sick bro”

by mtpieluvr June 25, 2021

Moving Mountains

To overcome adversity against at least some several odds and a farmer's dozen even-bare minimum.

Porsche McAponestone excelled obiedient to those laws relevant unflinchingly and with the utmost serious dedication and commitment as well as fudged the numbers a few time or more in magnificent struggle to attain excellence and perfect her golden dome of wisdom and Apple of chaste and wondrous fulfillment thus moving mountains.

by RebarbiceCream August 29, 2019

Mountain mush

A sudden state of mental confusion or forgetfulness experienced by a retired individual after living in the countryside mountains for an extended period of time.

Loree: "I don't see the pickles in the grocery bag."
Bill: "Oooh I must've had a bad case of a mountain mush. I totally forgot!"

by JonGold November 24, 2021

pineapple mountain cake

pineapple mountain cake, a sexual term used when two women hookup after eating cake then proceed to shove the rest of it up inside each other for pleasure.

Hey Steph did you want to come over tonight? I made some pineapple mountain cake and I think you would really like it.

by pineapple mountain cake September 7, 2017