A woman who has no life. She likes to make definitions on Urban Dictionary. She likes musicals, namely Hamilton. Sometimes she types too fast and misspells. Other times, she doesn't know how to fucking spell and says, 'oh sorry, typo, lol'
Oh, yeah, also the BIGGEST PLANET IN OUR GALAXY. DAT BIG DOOD HAS A RED SPOT! YOU SEE IT!? IT'S rEDDER THAN THE BLOOD THAT POURS OUT OF MY- 'JUPITER'S' SOUL. EVERY. SINGLE. PAINFUL. DAY.
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Oh, yeah, also the BIGGEST PLANET IN OUR GALAXY. DAT BIG DOOD HAS A RED SPOT! YOU SEE IT!? IT'S rEDDER THAN THE BLOOD THAT POURS OUT OF MY- 'JUPITER'S' SOUL. EVERY. SINGLE. PAINFUL. DAY.
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No one: "hiya! What's your name?"
Me: "Ari- err, Jupiter."
No one: "oh! Like the planet?"
Me: "...no..."
Me: "Ari- err, Jupiter."
No one: "oh! Like the planet?"
Me: "...no..."
by Jupiter UwU September 30, 2019
The hottest most fine person. Has an addiction to the song cpr and sings it whenever he can. They are too cute the smile they give is the brightest, even brighter than the sun. Their face is so cute the only person to be compared faces with is Mitsuba. But theJupiter is even hotter than that, making people traveling miles just to seek wisdom from such.
by charmander_pika February 19, 2022
Damn, that girl won't stop farting. She's Jupiter.
by ***blegh*** October 15, 2023
The world’s most unequivocally shredded and large-dicked man to ever graze the surface of this planet we inhabit. He carries a soft and welcoming grin, and is musically inclined. Since the very instant he exited his mother’s uterus, he was instantly the most sacredly preciously sexually attracting man. If a pedophile were to become horny upon Jupiter’s gaze, he or she would be acquitted of any charge concerning sexual misconduct with a minor, due to the court’s understanding of jupiter’s beauty. His hair is fluffier than wild moss on a dewy summer dawn. His name is incredibly accurate, meaning large, and it’s uniqueness parallels his personality.
by Guillame April 8, 2022
by Thenotsointellegantastronomer March 8, 2022
The spaceship featured in lost in space that the Robinsons family travels on to go to alpha centauri. It is a completely fictional spaceship shown in the GIF below. There are also many others like the Jupiter 8, 9 , 4, 6, 1 , 3 ect
by Liya Chante April 10, 2021
Usually is non binary or somewhere in the lgbt community. Great sense of humor they use to cope with trauma and will quickly get you attached. Jupiter makes it easy for you to open up but it’s hard to get them to open up because they’ve been hurt a lot. Jupiter is very protective and will always have your back although be aware if you betray them, you’ll regret it. Wonderful friends and even better partner; they may look innocent and sweet at first but behind the curtain is chaotic energy and insanity.
Random person: Just met Jupiter (name). They seem really sweet and kind.
Friend: Nah that’s just a mask. Jupiter is the most chaotic person I know.
Friend: Nah that’s just a mask. Jupiter is the most chaotic person I know.
by Lost_my_avacotos November 17, 2022