Italian guillotine

A sex act where one party holds their penis on a coffee table while the other covers their bare foot in marinara sauce and olive oil before stomping on it. A variant of "dick flattening."
"My girlfriend has gotten bored with our sex life, she wants to work food into it."
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"
by BDYY June 05, 2022
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Italian brainrot

A meme that become popular in early 2025 and has now gone too far. It used to just be some goofy tiktok videos with an image of a retarded looking animal but then shit went out of control, PEOPLE STARTED MAKING AI SLOP VIDEOS OF THAT TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR AND BARELLINA CAPUCCINA FUCKING AND THERE WAS EVEN FUCKING GAY PORN, HECK THERE MIGHT HAVE EVEN BEEN FEMBOY PORN! NOW I AM SEEING GAMES OF THE FUCKING ITALIAN BRAINROT MEMES! AND YOU KNOW WHATS WORSE?! I AM GETTING ADS ABOUT THEM TOO! FUCKING CUNT, GO FUCK YOURSELF ITALIAN BRAINROT, FUCKING RETARDED FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING AI SLOP MEME! MADONA PUTTANA!
Bro: italian brainrot

Me: boi this so tuff
by AMOGUS445 June 24, 2025
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italian brainrot

Cursed AI images with funny italian text to speech, started in April 2025
Person 1: Did you see the new Italian Brainrot meme?
Person 2: Yeah, It's so funny
by уour mum April 23, 2025
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Italian Brainrot

A type of meme where an ai generated image is shown with a text-to-speech voice speaking Italian saying random things or something downright deplorable.
Italian Brainrot is the most unfunny meme I have ever witnessed!
by NotHchom May 31, 2025
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Italian Brainrot

Italian Brainrot is a form of internet content that is-- you know what? fuck it. this shit is not good at all. this FUCKING AI slop is getting driven through the depths of every platform. Just no.
"Yo i love that Italian Brainrot stuff yk"
"Kill yourself."
by ____---____ May 22, 2025
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italian missionary

when you be doing missionary sex with sausages in yr butt
that italian missionary got my butt sore as hell
by Real facts 4 lyfe September 06, 2021
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